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f/k/a Critical Bob Ross Theory on that other site
Amazing writing from a brave man, who wanted nothing from society when he came out except to be treated exactly the same way he had been for the first 34 years of his life. RIP.
Julia Poe@juliapoe.bsky.social · 3mo agoRest in peace to Jason Collins, an unthinkably brave person and incredible leader for the LGBT community. Over a decade later and his coming out column is still an astonishing piece of writing. Wish the sport had caught up more and that he could have lived to see it.
Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796
Truly, the only bill I pay once a year with a smile on my face.
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If Luke Glendening doesn’t have a nickname, I propose “Single Malt”
CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...
I would take this seriously. This guy did also design the North Haverbrook monorail.
The Register@theregister.com · 5mo agoServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30%
Why do they even bother letting an AFC team play in the Super Bowl? They can’t score until the 4tg quarter.
Admit it. Who wouldn’t want to see the Eagles beating the Chiefs 24-0 right now over this?
SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes SAURON: well no that’s not wh SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes! SAURON: SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes!
Reminder: the Trump nightmare began a few days after the Cubs won the World Series. A Bears Super Bowl win would close the portal to hell.
Reporter: How do you feel after that collision in the 4th quarter? VJ [in most monotonous voice imaginable]: I don’t need to worry about collisions any more Report #2: What do you mean? VJ: Thanks to my coverage with Cure auto insurance, all collisions are covered [Awkward laughter]
The 4000 callers to WIP and the Fanatic since Monday got their wish and the Eagles are putting in Tanner McKee
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
The original definition of "factoid" was "a piece of information that becomes accepted as a fact even though it is not actually true" but it is most commonly used to refer to a piece of trivial information. Thus the currently accepted definition of factoid is, in itself, a factoid.
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
If you are a Phillie whose name ends in er gonna need you to wake up
The Trump administration is obviously making a lot of stupid financial decisions these days, but the collaboration between the IRS and ICE is one that is going to going to cost the US billions in tax revenue for many years to come. Why is this a problem? (1/x)