imagine being sent to die in this pedophile's war, started because he's stupid and angry and racist and confused and easily led, one started illegally because hes too lazy and has no impulse control, and then after you die your family is denied death benefits because he lied and said it isn't a war
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
Recent movies set in the 80s or 90s so they dont have to include intrusive cell phones VS movies from the 80s and 90s in which people stop making out or having sex to answer their ringing landline
Yeah, the first $30K buys necessities, the next $70K buys comforts, and beyond that money is just agency. And if there are imbalances in who has agency, that's an easy problem to fix. Why should these assholes, of all people, have more power than a senator?
The wolf you feed grows--this is true of internal and external evil. When you give the police and military money, they will use it, and use it more. Wolves can't identify what is "Correct" to eat. You can only feed them, or not. "Abolish/defund the police" is built on this understanding
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
I'd have that ring on from day one. They'd say "news of black riders, sir, from the south." And I'd say damn
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · last mo.Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I only ever scolded someone once. And they deserved it — if I said their name everyone would agree
Abraham Lincoln: they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Robert E Lee and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go four score with another wrestler, you got 7 years. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!
Seva@seva.bsky.social · last mo.biggest surprise from the Lincoln bio I'm reading. The dude just loved to get into fistfights. He's cornered by a gang after beating their leader and yells: “I’m the big buck of this lick!” And they back down! Who knew the great emancipator had a little WWE in him?
The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
that we made no effort whatsoever to dismantle the post 9/11 security monarchy and in fact keep burnishing it and handing it to increasingly braindead assholes, to the point where a jibbering moron can take us into a land war in iran for no reason other than he wants to look tough, well. disgusting
Not proud just true, I've been vegetarian for almost 20 years and taco bell has been the only fast food option* most of the time. If they go under due to some weird knee jerk anti woke MAHA thing it's just a matter of time for me *Can't eat Subway bread can't eat it
public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social · last mo.it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
Like how we’ve cleaned up polluted rivers, staved off acid rain, reversed extinction for multiple species, or stopped several famines: All it takes is one idiot who makes some reversals to soon make everyone realize why we pay attention to mosquitoes having sex or buy bug nets for other countries.
Ryan Marino, MD@ryanmarino.bsky.social · last yr.CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?
Boring posts are my right. This is social media. I dont have to bring fucking insight and relevance. I dont owe you SHIT Anyway. My watch band was getting ratty so I had to buy a new one, online of course, and the company is sending me emails. WHY I have the watch and band I dont need more than one
Hero paleontologist Sam Neill has died. He never would have crushed our dreams by suggesting Dinosaurs had lips, like the Sickos in the “scientific community” did. @theonion.com
Movie called The Long Walk — really interesting that we're still making great movies about the Veitnam War
Someone was humming Twinkle Twinkle Little Star kind of creepily in this movie and I thought wouldn't it be funny if she was doing the alphabet song. Then started singing and it was Baa Baa Black Sheep. Holy SHIT
Why do I have this carpet tool that was built for pete holmes
It took them so long to release the game that I became a Grand Theft Father
It should be common knowledge by now that if this is your history you can't run for office. Not that this guy cares what the rules are! Shithead, waste of time, ruinous
Zeteo@zeteo.com · 2mo agoBREAKING: Graham Platner Accused of Sexual Assault A woman told Politico that Maine’s Democratic Senate nominee drunkenly assaulted her in 2021. Platner has a week to drop out of the race. zeteo.com/p/graham-pla...
If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over
ok they got wu tang clan instead and it worked
mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 3mo agoGet an exorcist into MSG to cleanse Trump's booth at halftime.
i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time
Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · 3mo agoYeah, I just looked, and it says "paid partnership" at the bottom of that post. If Democrats take the House and/or Senate, they should subpoena these people immediately
it’s like i’ve always said: you never want to bounce the ball off the back of your own teammate’s head from 10 feet away in the backcourt while tied in the final minute of Game 2 of the NBA Finals
I learned a while ago that you really can't throw too much political support behind A Person, because you just don't know what you don't know about them, or when exactly you're going to find out (which is never a good time). I guess what you're left with is the ideas. Which also, fucking suck
Nothing in my life has prepared me in any way to cheer for a team that's in the finals. I dont know what I'm feeling