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Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients
The 26-year-old man was fined £200 by Llandudno magistrates
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when i first became a cop, i was trained to stop "shitty looking cars" bc it's easy to find a reason to stop & "those people" always have warrants. Turns out those warrants were always tickets they couldn't pay. Too poor to fix the car, too poor to pay the tickets. lather, rinse, repeat. it's a scam
was just reminded of this video, which i have not cracked up at in a few years, and now i'm dying again www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhq...
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when the new yorker prints your airport book pitch as an article
getting angrier and angrier about the injustice of colonialism this morning (lyft driver is blasting christian rock)
"Today is August 4, 2026." Can't find my copy of The Martian Chronicles to take a photo of the actual published story, but it remains a collection well worth reading 76 years later: bookshop.org/a/862/9781668094853 #books #writing
Isabel J. Kim@isabel.kim · yesterdayhappy there will come soft rains day to all those who partake
Another person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...
“It’s not a fight between left and right, it’s between top and bottom. Which is why I met with a bunch of plague cultists for the most powerful man in the entire world.”
Weedle@weedle.bsky.social · 2d agoSure the MAHA activists want to make it illegal for trans people to access hormones but they're so authentic and populist about it so
You do not get to do the whole "baseball is ruined" thing because the Dodgers gave up two serious prospects, one of whom is 100 years old, for a two-month rental. On this particular thing, your team literally could have done it if they wanted
There’s something that actually feels very right about the answers to the core mysteries of A Song of Ice and Fire being revealed not in books and not in the tv adaptation but in a West End show, and being relayed to the world through garbled forum posts.
not trying to blow up this specific poster but i think people who post this shit should stop with the wised-up political analysis and just say "i think we should not abolish prisons"
Four points for everyone responding to posts about gov’t assistance with shit like “or maybe just don’t have kids”: 1. Fuck you. 2. Reproductive freedom is a basic human right. 3. Punishing poor people for having kids—and even more, punishing kids for having poor parents—is evil. 4. Fuck you.
we call these the "the economy's actually booming, you fool, it says so right here on this chart of abstract indicators, ignoramuses are just imagining that it's hard for them to pay for things" years
I’m really glad I have Bluesky to keep me informed about what Matt Yglesias is saying. I have him blocked for being a dumbass nobody centrist shill with nothing to say and I don’t use X, but thankfully all the nothing he says gets screenshotted and reposted here. Wouldn’t want to miss it!
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · last wk.Only Illinois residents can claim a roadkill deer, according to state law. The only stipulation is the resident claiming the deer cannot be delinquent on child support payments.
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
Non-white people using drugs become The Incredible Hulk and must be gunned down is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Interesting wrinkle to this is that cops touching fentanyl has the opposite effect on their nervous systems.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 2w agoAfter ICE shot and killed Lorenzo Araujo, the FBI leaked to Fox News a claim that he was found with possible meth in the van. His family said it was a total falsehood; it was a bag of salt to be used to make an electrolyte drink. And they were right. It was not drugs.
The most radicalizing thing about this era is listening to the most powerful people in the world speak about any subject whatsoever. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-ec...
@albertburneko.bsky.social this man knows fuck-all about TOMATO TIME. If he hadn't killed so many people through his decimation of our international public health system, this might be his biggest crime
e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 2w ago"work is going to be optional" in the AI and robot-fueled future, Musk says. He compares it to gardening today: you can grow tomatoes if you want, but they won't be as good as the ones in the store, he says. all this proves is that Musk has never gardened in his life, store bought tomatoes suck
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HENN >>> 😭😭😭😭 How did Shawn Marion not make the list???
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