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why does bohannon whip so hard. like i know why but that man whips an inordinate amount
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Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 10h agoIn other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Democratic primary for Michigan U.S. Senate.
hey, dang, incredible! Riley Greene homered AND scored a goal for the Tigers! What a feat
The Detroit News@detroitnews.com · 18h agoRiley Greene homered and scored a goal for the Tigers in Tuesday's win over the Mariners.
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
good morning, doubly so to our newly elected dem senate candidate, abdul el-sayed!!!
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 12h agoAbdul El-Sayed has won Michigan’s slugfest of a Democratic Senate primary, NBC News projects, clinching the nomination over Rep. Haley Stevens and establishing a Midwest beachhead for a progressive left on the march this midterm cycle.
"Jeb!" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey racist tbh
does this guy even know we're watching the numbers roll in? smdh
Lake Michigan! Live!@lake-michigan.live · 19h agoCurrent* conditions near Silver Lake, MI:
Tis I, the holder of secrets for the as-yet uncounted vote in Michigan. Schoolcraft County in the UP? Got those. Omegaw County? They report directly to me. I know all of the results. And all of you look foolish. Each and every one of you. Scum with wrong opinions, all! You cretins should be ashamed.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
Here’s the key takeaway from our report: Epstein couldn’t have carried out his trafficking and criminal activity without the help of the highest ranking employees and executives at the most powerful banks in the world. Wall Street is complicit in Epstein’s crimes from top to bottom.
John Collins set from Movement weekend courtesy of Detroit Vinyl Room, really gonna miss his energy
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“You’ve reached your article limit for the month” IVE NEVER VISITED YOUR WEBSITE!!! I’m going to just get around the paywall anyhow, what’s the point you fools.
L.A. Material@lamaterial.com · 24h agoWhat happens when coyotes move in next door? Reporter Degen Pener has been following the viral West Hollywood “Coyote Condo,” where coyotes have settled into a stalled development. Read more on the lush urban forest the construction replaced:https://buff.ly/m4Q1WOK
I have a friend reporting that the Michigan vote tally system just went down? This is in Detroit so it might just be Janice Winfrey but curious if anyone else has heard anything?
Voter 610 for Precinct 3 in Ferndale Michigan! Those are some NUMBERS for a primary #michigan #vote
motzenballer@motzenballer.com · 24h agoLongest line I’ve waited in to vote since 2020 I think
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one of my all time favorite Orbital samples
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Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterdayMamdani’s grocery delusion
what the fuck is wrong with these dumbasses
New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterdayOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
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