*putting on black ceremonial robe* Finally

Lake Michigan! Live!@lake-michigan.live · 4h ago

Current* conditions near New Franken, WI:

They're mostly trading off these days

Lore Sjöberg@loresjoberg.bsky.social · yesterday

When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?

Looking more closely at the problem

The mildly-open button up with no tshirt underneath is a low key skirt. Light, freeing, upsetting for people who don't want to see parts of me in the wind

There's a weird mutation of anti-wife-guy in the DIY/maker space that leans on "Here's what I ingeniously made to convince my terrible angry wife that my hobby isn't worthless" and that HAS to be leftover attitude from '90s sitcom characters, right?

Pilots are just like us

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 2d ago

Air to Ground Message: EVERY TIME I CALLED THEM TODAY THEY WANTED TO TELL ME ABOUT IT AND I KEPT SAYING ILL DEAL WITH IT LATER...WELL ITS LATER Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a053916b5f3 F: #f6b937d987a

This is Bugs Bunny level timing. Comedy triumph; you can almost hear the 1940s orchestra kick

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3d ago

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

We're going to elect another Lightfoot because the years of damage that progressive policies are attempting to repair didn't magically get fixed in a matter of months

John@localcelebrity.bsky.social · 3d ago

Just saw Alexi’s first real ad for Chicago Mayor. I regret to inform you that it was very, very good and barring a major controversy, I think that’s game.

WRETCHED PAUL: My perrier is too warm. You awful shit. I ask for caviar and I get roe paste from Ikea? I've been shanghaied onto barges fed me better than this rubbish. I'm going to shit on a baby POLITE, HELPFUL RINGO: No complaints about me feed. Oats is better dry I always say

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 4d ago

my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Sleepy caturday

This is why I treat LLMs like they're x-ray machines: limited use within a specific set of fields, dangerously radioactive, and unnecessary to have accessible on a device in your pants

Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d ago

YouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green

Guaranteed that there have been countless board meetings where a $1200 PC with Steam has been on the screen with "WHY NOT US" in Impact font next to the picture. They want a cable box they can sell you a service on, and they want that service to only work on their fancy proprietary PCs

IGN@ign.com · 5d ago

The $500 console is dead. Even after the RAM crisis ends, the era of affordable gaming hardware is gone for good. https://bit.ly/3ROAvpc

So much of LLM promotion is about taking every "wouldn't it be cool if" moment and turning it into reality, without stopping to think about the fact that the answer to "wouldn't it be cool if" is very frequently "actually no it would not"

Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social · 4d ago

One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.

Singing this over and over again to my wife. So that we can be safe

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 5d ago

WHY are doctors ignoring the InfoWars contagion? WHERE is Fauci?

Choosing to believe this is a Wicked-style musical and doing no further research

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 6d ago

i'm done looking at shit for a while

A bar sign in Japan

Panic! À la boulangerie

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 6d ago

Aah! Stop I almost dropped my croissant

I think the real message in the newest Strange New Worlds is that Kirk would have easily solved the situation by using free love to alter the timeline equitably; meanwhile Pike doesn't even *consider* doing the nasty in the pasty and instead becomes Mega Space Hitler

I must know if you've eaten the tube

Chuck (flightless)@mrcott.bsky.social · last wk.

I think it's important to remember that Combos are little cylinders which means they're extruded as a long combos tube. And friends, someone out there has eaten that tube

There goes another opportunity to fulfill one of my life goals, 'Force a museum to make a rule specifically because of me'

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

Politicians saying 'fuck' is very cringe, please stick to congressionally approved curse words such as 'stinkard' and 'fustilarian'

Weird how every Food That Built America story is like "times were tough, and Americans needed some joy at the dinner table" and not "public stress was high and companies had way too much money, so executives figured a gummy full of sugar water would probably sell no matter what they called it"

I think it's important to remember that Combos are little cylinders which means they're extruded as a long combos tube. And friends, someone out there has eaten that tube

Wishing the immortality guy the best of luck, really, but it would be extremely funny if he kicked it the same day his organ clone was born and the clone got all his stuff and money. Twilight Zone level irony if he can pull it off; they'll tell his story for eternity

I think it's cute that people need to use zyn to get less than 6 hours of sleep

It's been more than a month and we still yell "STINKY. REPEAT GRIPE" at the kitten every time he comes out of the litter box

ACARS Drama@acarsdrama.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Air to Ground Message: AFT LAVS CONTINUE TO LEAK WATER/URINE ONTO THE FLOOR. STINKY. REPEAT GRIPE Area: Virginia, USA Type: Airbus A320 A: #aabf7a41ccb F: #fc0419faf11

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

I genuinely think my cat may be in love with the printer