Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)
@mrnos.bsky.social
Feeling less human. Has 9 toes and a T1D. He/Him/They/Them. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan. Discord: _mrstormy
think the steelers planned to punt on this year, draft their QB of the future, and have mccarthy work with him all year while rodgers helps them not bottom out. problem was there wasn’t really someone this year so they took allar as a lottery ticket and will probably be back in this spot next year.
woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · 9h agowhy on earth did the Steelers bring back Rodgers anyway? did they watch the playoff game?
Kyle Tucker may have just wiped all of his time with the Cubs from his memory, including knowledge of how to play right field at Wrigley
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 19h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Coward can't try it with a larger pizza smh
Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 18h agoHere’s the whisk one
me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
(Wrigley crowd continues to cheer wildly as Cookie Monster begins devouring Jeff Garlin)
Sure the Dodgers have Skubal, but do they have Cookie Monster? I think NOT!
Imagining Alex Cohen trying to do this interview and wondering who Cookie Monster is
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 21h agoCookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
I like to think PCA scored that run in honor of his best friend: Cookie Monster
Well now we need a Franz Ferdinand/Cookie Monster music tour
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 21h agoCookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
Cookie Monster should ALWAYS sing the 7th inning stretch tbh
Why does it always rain on Travis?
assbott.bsky.social@assbott.bsky.social · 22h agoTravis: Still A Massive Piece Of Shit
There's only ONE Famous Boner! And I think he was on Growing Pains?
Up next on TCM@tcm-up-next.bsky.social · 24h agoFAMOUS BONERS (1942) — 7:45 pm ET — 10m (TCM Extras) John Nesbitt, Margaret Bert, Edward McWade; directed by Douglas Foster This short film looks at three instances of people who either caused or were the victims of errors. #TCM #TCMParty
Bert is gonna hold this over Shane Beamer, isn't he?
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · yesterdayPreseason Coaches Poll dropped today. Here’s the good stuff.
“Protecting youth women’s sports” is fundamentally an issue about denying trans kids access to medical care btw. Because if a trans girl goes natal through puberty they’re a biological male. But if they don’t they’ve had proper puberty and then cannot be a biological male according to their logic.
He's going to do this in the 8th inning while they're trailing 13-3 to the Nationals and it's totally gonna lead to benches clearing
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · yesterdayMets just called Jefry Yan, who does this strikeout celly, and frankly I can’t wait for him to bust this out for a 100-loss team. This is going to 1000% rock