Chris Arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
TAPPER: I can see how she forgot, much like how Biden forgot everything during his administration, which I cover in my book. MILLER: Uh, yeah, that’s the ticket.
Max Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan
he’s saying this to that whale intestine in the foreground
Guys, I looked through Jimothy’s old tweets, and it’s not good
Guy who has only seen the last thirty minutes of Oppenheimer, watching the Fauci hearing: Getting a lot of ‘last thirty minutes of Oppenheimer' vibes from this…
Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
Phillies need a win tonight and ahh yeah here he comes, our big stopper Aaron Nola himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
clearly a bit and working as intended
male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
The crack of the bat. The smell of the grass. The roar of the crowd. You’ve just been viciously attacked by the serial killer they call Baseball Steve
more movies should have their main characters go through a haunted maze
Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.
Thinking about a director completing a trilogy of slasher films about the dark side of fame and then following it up with a cash-in Scrooge movie with Johnny Depp
This is shaping up to be the greatest day in online Philadelphia history
Tony Romo arrested in Milwaukee on suspicion of operating under the influence
Former Cowboys QB Tony Romo was arrested on suspicion of operating while under the influence in Milwaukee, according to the sheriff’s office.
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