Got in my own head eating a popsicle in front of coworkers. Announced to the room "there's no straight way to do this, fellas" then performed a stern, assertive blowjob.

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. Using this framing: "Two people died of a preventable infection. But don't worry, its just disabled/vulnerable people!" should automatically mean you are eligible for a fiery, pus-ridden, painful, endless and eternal toil in the depths of Tartarus

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d ago

Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

Best-case scenario is the Harry Potter fandom Wicker Mans J.K. Rowling.

Jimmy Fall on table. Jimmy Ring get caught. Jimmy finger peel. Oh, no!

If my life were an ice cream [staring into the distant horizon]... it would be rocky road.

It would be really significant for this family to see movement in their campaign. If you have money, please spare some to Iman and her family ❤️ If you don’t, help keep them visible, please speak about them. Read Imans words here, I have to make them my own for posting.

Claiming IP over any reference to a major historical event is so goddamn absurd.

Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · last mo.

Some fan favourite shirt designs I made for sophielabelle.dashery.com (Teepublic) were of opossums and unicorns reminding people that "Stonewall was a riot". The Stonewall Inn has filed intellectual property claim against them.

We are in our final moments with illness inside the tents.Tragedy surrounds us — I suffer from heart disease,&my husband has severe injuries.Now rats&mice are scratching&biting my kids inside the tent,&hunger is consuming our bodies.I need $250 to rent a room&to save kids chuffed.org/project/1839...

Put a google news alert on Trump Tower tonight.

Had a sci fi idea but then end up with this fat-assed van.

"The incident comes amid escalating Israeli raids in the occupied West Bank and Occupied Jerusalem. Palestinian data documented 7,542 violations carried out by Israeli forces and settlers during May alone."

South Lebanon - The killing of a Syrian laborer who was struck instantly while riding a scooter with his 12-year-old daughter in Nabatieh. The wounded girl tried to flee on foot, but the Israeli drone targeted her again, leaving her critically injured and now in surgery. @clashreport.bsky.social

My child shivering with illness upon a sheet of plastic.I stand utterly helpless–with no medicine,no warm bedding Another piece of my soul withers before my eyes&I possess nothing but my tears&adamp compress.Please,dont turn away from our pain;help me save my child🙏😭💔 tinyurl.com/baraaZ2 ✅️Molly shah

Help appreciated. We have been in a deep ass hole for quite some time and crowdfunded to stay afloat, but never dug out of the hole causing us to go under and sink further. Please help if you can. Thank you! Paypal @ KimberlySession Venmo @ Kimberly-Piper-24

🏳️‍🌈 Kimberly L Piper Writes Queer Shit 🏳️‍🌈@klpwrites.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This amount was our original ask & I am sorry we are still asking. Shit is falling apart & I know it is for more than most of us. I don’t know what even is life right now or which end is up or when relief will come. Shares help. I’ll also post the Paypal/Venmo. Thank you! gofund.me/098513a31

Form letter:" Not only is [Name of left-coded media product] counter-revolutionary, you expressing that you enjoy [Name of left-coded media product] is literally the same as strangling a thousand baby Che Guevaras in the crib."

The oystermen vote.

That labour and the dems are basically the same party gets more and more funny every day. Chasing on another down to the basement

A.V. Deggar@avdeggar.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It is actually wild just how nakedly bent Mr Rules and his government of service have been in two years. "They're all the same" has gone from tinfoil hat conspiracy to cast-iron truth for millions of people. Top work, dickheads 🏆.

If Keir Starmer was in JAWS, he'd push Brody and Quint overboard and then blow up the boat.

Zack Polanski@zackpolanski.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yesterday in Hastings, in the wake of antisemitic attacks in Golders Green, I faced Nazi salutes. Today the Prime Minister uses his office to attack the only Jewish party leader to score political points.

It's great that murderous, disgenic rapists are the seen as the paragon of humanity by our political class because Israel is what they show as validation of both the bible and the network state.

unfortunately we must continue to support the serial sexual abuser over any potential replacements because he’s already been on tv

You can't tell me this is shitty because it's my birthday.

Targeting civilian infrastructure is a war crime. The media should report that.

Sharon 🪳🌹@sharonk.bsky.social · 5mo ago

man.

First off, i hate him too and think he should be prosecuted to the fullest extent for his agency's actions. But you can't simultaneously make fun of him for being named "Markwayne" AND be like "I wonder if he's even really indigenous". Sounds like a rez name to me.

My son Ahmed is in serious danger… the virus is spreading rapidly through his body because of the shelling and rockets, and his fever keeps rising uncontrollably. Yesterday I couldn’t buy his urgent medicine. We desperately need £150 now to save his life. Please help 💔😭 chuffed.org/project/mahm...

We are doing everything we can to rebuild our lives step by step. But we cannot do it alone. Your kindness has already helped our family more than you can imagine.❤️ And if you feel able to support us again, even in a small way, it truly makes a difference. Thank you for standing with our family.

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I understand that most of us don't have the means to personally stop what's happening and there are many domestic victims of the US regime, but there's something very grim and galling about seeing Americans post "we must find moments of joy" every time our government murders children.

in evil communist countries there’s only one party in government. in good democracies like america there are two parties and both of them are institutionally obsessed with incinerating children

This asshole outwitted the Parliamentarian and bested it in a game of chance so now we all have to die horribly. This system is so fucking stupid- why would anyone want to preserve it.