Show me you don’t understand the character. Try handsome autistic overachiever with poor social skills and mommy issues who hyperfixates on military strategy and has geometry instincts. @adamreck.bsky.social @xplainthexmen.bsky.social
Crazy that 60 minutes is pulling the same catch and kill work that the national enquirer used to do for him.
sgh956@sgh956.bsky.social · 9h agoBREAKING: CBS Taped BOMBSHELL 60 Minutes Epstein Story. Then Bari Weiss Fired the Reporter and Buried the Tape To Cover For Trump. open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!
President Trump is about to deport tens of thousands of Haitians. My full statement.👇🏼
Token warriors! Windcrag siege doubles activated abilities, Elspeth doubles tokens, those guys (VoV and Arnim) make tokens with activated abilities. 2 creatures become 16 attacking. If I had 1 more mana I could have tripped the land for… 8 more creatures? @themountaingoats.bsky.social @mtgarena.com
TLDR: “We will not allow ourselves to be bullied or intimidated by any developer, full stop. We will not abandon our values. We will not dismiss legitimate concerns raised by our residents. And we will not sacrifice the quality of life that has become synonymous with Plymouth Township.”
Yes it is weird that someone thinks I am my mother-in-law who passed away 8 years ago and wants to by her flat in Kent UK (the upstairs neighbor purchased it), but can we talk about how Brits have to text HALT to cancel? I wanna text HALT!
Top 5 Stephen King adaptations: Shining Shawshank Stand By Me Carrie Dead Zone Misery should be up there too but I already picked a Rob Reiner
Adam Reck@adamreck.bsky.social · last wk.My top five Stephen King adaptations: Shining Shawshank Christine Pet Sematary (1989) Running Man (1987) Still have yet to read a single book by this guy. How is that possible?
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Julie Cohen ❌👑@filmmakerjulie.bsky.social · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
My 7yo daughter had a nightmare because she saw one of these on the way home from school, so yeah it’s the car that literally gives little girls nightmares
Democrats Organizing For America@democratsofa.bsky.social · 2w agoIs it wrong that I'm smiling? There's so little to smile about these days.
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
It’s gotta be the green giant right? Kool aid man can crash through a wall without breaking. Big boy. That’s all I need you can have #4
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
For those worried that DSA will lose democrats congress, I would ask if they are concerned that centrist democrats have a proven track record of losing us congress, the supreme court, and the presidency, and if we they really think that we should keep running that losing play.
John Breen@breen.tech · 2w agoAll these Dem attacks on DSA and other left-leaning orgs are happening because socialism is getting more popular and it terrifies the rich. They know their power depends on people believing in their empty promises, and they’d rather attack us instead of fighting for anything good
Italy needs old bay stat
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Michael Love@elkmovie.bsky.social · last mo.Fun-but-also-depressing fact: blue crabs are an invasive species in Italy, so they’re cheap and enormous and they’re trying to get people to eat more of them
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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robotron 🏴☠️🏁@robotron.blog · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
I found a story about a group of slave hunters roaming around Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania in 1856 looking for freed slaves to capture and drag back into slavery. A group of patrons ran them out of a pub with clubs and they dove into the Susquehanna river to escape. People have power, don’t forget.
𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷@jastuart68.bsky.social · 2w agoWatching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
Education is preparation to be a participant in a democracy. Which is, of course, a significant part of why it’s under attack.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Ben Munson@munson.land · 3w agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
No matter what kind of day you are having, this👇 will make it better. 🥹 🚲 ❤️
Stephen Miller roasts: He looks like Lurch’s little cousin. He looks like an alien from Mars Attacks in a human suit. JD Vance has more charisma. He has the palest head of anyone from Santa Monica ever. He was kinda psyched when Elon Musk cucked him. He looks like a turkey sausage with a face
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w agoMiller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli
Dude needs a new rug, doesn’t end up getting one
Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 3w agoA burnt-out employee makes a rounding error.