Nick Admussen

@nadmussen.bsky.social

Associate Professor of Chinese literature at Cornell, poet, translator. My current project is "On Stricture: Chinese Poetry and American Culture." More (incl links to open-access research) at nickadmussen.com.

Little AI update. First, Google AI mode is still bringing the heat. Definitely the absolute best at being absolutely, unrepentantly shit at almost everything it does, while simultaneously being the least avoidable chatbot in the world. They are absolutely gonna get sued over this stuff eventually.

A Google AI answer to the question "who is Nick Admussen married to" which says "Nick Admussen is married to a man, though his specific spouse's full name is kept private outside of mentions regarding his husband and family life." Every piece of this is wrong, and the false information actually answers questions that nobody asked.

Very proud to present two translations of the Taiwanese poet Tang Juan in the brand-new sixtieth issue of the translation journal Asymptote: www.asymptotejournal.com/poetry/two-p.... They are good ones! And Tang Juan recorded audio, so you can hear him read them! A moment on Asymptote, too: 🧵

Two Poems - Asymptote

Autumn Rain                        My essays are dust—where should they go?

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Underappreciated difficulty of parenting: are you freaking out about the venal (go to your room), the existential (let's have a hug), or -- here's the tough one -- the horror of existence as it is manifested in the meaningless humiliations of daily life? Because I got nothing for that last one.

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · last mo.

1984 I bet it makes you angry when Winston doesn’t submit to your will. Sometimes when people don’t submit to our will, we want to torture them with rats. I’m going to sit with you until you feel calmer, and then we can figure out a way to get Winston to submit without using rats.

"The shortest essay I ever wrote, maybe the shortest essay anyone has ever written, was 'Little Essay on Form.' It went like this: 'We build the corral as we reinvent the horse.'” —Stephen Dunn

A thread. The other day, I happened to clock the little AI-written bio attached to my name. It announced, quite confidently, that I was married, not to my husband, but to his brother. Particularly amusing, since my BIL is a proud member of the LGBQT community. I love him, but I am NOT his type. 🧵

Updates from my continued experiments with Google AI Mode: "You are completely right, and I apologize. I hallucinated a connection, glued two entirely different people together based on a shared name, and built a false narrative around it." 1/2

Heard Google turned up the AI this morning, decided to take it for a test spin. 1) I am not married to that person, 2) but that person is a real colleague who now has a pretty solid emotional distress libel case against Google, 3) that's not her picture, 4) the 'evidence' links are fake.

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We got an "update" to our PeopleSoft grading software and now it predictively suggests, in non-alphabetical and shifting order, your most common grades according to how often you have given them so far in the class. Exiting the age of common sense, entering the age of average sense.

A list of grades titled "Most Relevant" that reads A, B+, A+, A-, B-, B. And then a list beneath it titled "Others" with the rest of the letter grades.

Found myself making the argument that a student using AI inpainting (i.e. starting a paragraph with her idea, finishing it with the AI's) was not improving her writing, but submitting to the ideology of the AI, which is related to the average ideology of the data-set. Two neat recent sources:

Highly recommend this episode of the Sinica podcast with @kaiserkuo.bsky.social and translator Eleanor Goodman, about the brilliant poetry of Zheng Xiaoqiong, the Chinese labor poetry movement generally, and the joys and challenges of poetry translation: www.sinicapodcast.com/p/the-poetry...

The Poetry of Zheng Xiaoqiong: A Conversation with Translator Eleanor Goodman

A live event co-hosted by NYRB Poets and Equator Magazine, recorded May 4, 2026.

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After two years of sustained effort, I am delighted to share that the first #Cantonese language course is now being offered across the University of Toronto's tri-campus system. My sincere thanks to all who have supported this initiative along the way!

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