@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi Happy to report it’s Scott Frost day at Kennedy Space Center!
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A voice for subtitles. Ska now more than ever! I AM (he/)HIM!
Having kids is cool cause when they physically abuse you you just have to take it.
You have to do the accent when you read this cause it’s 10,000 x funnier
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · last wk.i’m close to believing this. i’m more inclined to think a real german went to 90% white fairhope alabama and went “ahhhh this is great”
It’s 9:30 in the god damn morning. Central Florida is bullshit.
you know this is a lie straight away because there are no new ideas on the left
Sarah Kendrew@sarahkendrew.bsky.social · 2w agoI am a middle-aged adult with a PhD but I can't read "groundbreaking" books that are being "devoured" without checking in with @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social - is it brilliant or terrible? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Wait…,Harry Potter grows up to be a wizard cop? lol what a shit story
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2w agoAn autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
Started listening to the Hitchhiker’s Guide as narrated by Douglas Adams himself. It’s truly wonderful. There are times where he sounds exactly like my late uncle and it just makes me very happy.
lol got a 3 day vacation from Reddit overlords because I had the gall to say Hinckley should have use a .357
Finished Leviathan Falls this morning and just….god damn.
Moth@napalmradio.bsky.social · 3w agoI’m about a third into the final novel and just….wow. Really wish the video game didn’t look like it’s gonna suck.
I’m about a third into the final novel and just….wow. Really wish the video game didn’t look like it’s gonna suck.
Moth@napalmradio.bsky.social · last mo.Seriously though, the expanse is so good. The books are nuts. Just started the show.
Ah, we’re back to shooting ourselves in the dick now that the 250 birthday party is over.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
I thought Gmail was trying to advertise dick pills to me. Nope, Pokémon cards.
Seriously though, the expanse is so good. The books are nuts. Just started the show.
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Sure but the algorithm was tailored to exploit our worst instincts.
James Ball@jamesrball.com · 7mo agoNot particularly apropos of anything but: At some point we are gonna have to face up to the fact we’ve spent most of the last decade blaming “the algorithm” for stuff that’s mostly just human nature and culture.
I’m glad Heath Ledger is dead and never had to see this.
Joe For America@makeitunclear.bsky.social · last mo.saw the worst thing in the world today
The expanse is so good. Sci-fi summer rules. Also thank god for audiobooks because I can’t read for shit without a lot of stimulants. My thoughts are scattered like a god damn Waffle House hash brown.
Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them
@edsbs.bsky.social I’ve taken to calling the more aggressive children my house Smuckles when she’s really acting out. Not quite sure how to explain that to my wife yet.
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
![That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.
I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.
That’s great advice for life.
It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yvbszlkc7d75ixkid5g2zmw7/bafkreiar4z6n6pfk7wob2gznv6l6euw7ltxbetgto5drfd4wqzjalldp5m)
lol accurate except I’m going on nearly 3.5 years now.
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · last mo.INTERVIEWER: can you explain this gap in your résumé? PARENT: i was an unpaid chauffeur for my children during the summer
I’ve listened to 14 audiobooks in the last two months. Just finished book 4 of the Expanse and god damn it’s as good as advertised.
I’m out here Aww Dogging it. Every time I see a dog I can’t help but say, “Aww, dog!”
I found a magical hack to this with my old dog…just don’t have a functioning doorbell at your house when they’re a pup.
The Mouthy Renegade Writer@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 2mo agoDoorbells should be made illegal in commercials. Dog owners know what I'm talking about.