Nick Semper Tyrannis
@nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social
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I've decided this is what a mimic looks like up close. Roll a 17 or higher perception and you notice the scales.
Colin Dickey@colindickey.com · yesterdayNew nightmare burger just dropped
Well, every time somebody posts this, me & my drummer get tagged, so, preemptively: mountain goats are wild, majestic animals. The Mountain Goats are a band. Out of respect to our namesake, we do lick pee from rocks when we’re in a national park, but nobody ever airlifts us anywhere. We walk home
Sean of the I love my bass@sheepbop.bsky.social · 11h agoNot now, aggressive goats with taste for human urine
What a wuss. Sonic gon let some tentacle action scare him away from getting down with an octo-cutie?
I see Mitch McConnell has been wheeled back into the Senate…
I think Mitch being paraded around in a chair and forced to interact with Ted Cruz instead of being allowed to retire or rest is funny. It's not nearly the punishment he deserves for his actions in this life, but it's a good start and I'll take what joy I can get from it.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 22h ago👀👀
I have been added to a bluesky starter pack. I can be normal about this.
If I get a rabies vaccine can I play with all the raccoons I want?
For real though, vaccinate your goddamn dogs. Also dogs are intelligent, non-verbal, and do not understand human societal norms. You could do worse than approaching all dogs and people on the spectrum with the same (high) level of patience and understanding.
Nick Semper Tyrannis@nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · yesterdayYeah it's called "Pawtism."
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation
JD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist Dogwhistle
The vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash.
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It's a wild day for "every accusation is a confession" news.
David Corn@davidcorn.bsky.social · 3d agoThis is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.
The 10 Craziest Nu Metal Moments of All Time: #9 Alien Ant Farm sooth a nation’s troubled soul by performing “Smooth Criminal” on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno the week after 9/11
The years after 9/11 would be the first time in my life where I personally watched the phrase "we must defend ourselves" morph into "we must do two decades of war" on a national scale.
Nick Semper Tyrannis@nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · last mo.There was a point in 2020 when we could measure the U.S. COVID 19 death toll in "9/11s per day" and I feel like a country that was willing to let that happen deserves the 9/11 memes.
The most fascinating modern trend is kids realizing the internet is actually incredibly inconvenient
"I place $6 Diesel in attack position and end my turn."
Yu-Gi-Oh! It's Time To Duel!
Alt: Yu-Gi-Oh putting down a card in a really epic looking way. I don't know anything about Yu-Gi-Oh but the card seems to be impressive given the context.
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Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 5d agoMSNOW aired the part of the Talarico interview that Fox isn’t showing: REPORTER: …you said ‘there are 6 biological sexes.’ Do you still believe that? TALARICO: I think the reason that politicians… across the street want to talk about 6 sexes is because they don’t want to talk about $6 diesel.
