Is Jimothy Chalamet a thing? Can we have a meme please? Just TCs face on a raccoon body would suffice. I'm too busy but someone should get on it.
the male urge to frequent businesses that serve popcorn
Idle@hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4d agoI’m a man of a certain age so I don’t have spa days. I just hang out in random diners while I get my oil changed.
When I was young, I dreamed of being a famous actor or musician but it's probably for the best that it didn't work out because I would be a total crackpot by now
"why are you using the guest bathroom rn? my mother's here for christ sake"
Nick@nick-biondi.bsky.social · 2w agoIt just feels adventurous going with the door open
Solo sting is pretty cringe, but I'd love a full version of Scrantonicity doing fields of gold
just so we’re clear, America banned transgender people from sports before they banned guns from schools
can’t breathe the air can’t drink the water can’t eat the food, finally the capitalist utopia is complete
I got a double shift tonight playing cat pizza
"mr. riffs"@nigeloshea.bsky.social · 3w agoIt's funny how a lot of games are having a little job on your phone
It's funny how a lot of games are having a little job on your phone
Democrats back a candidate they know they probably shouldn't. Then they pull their support in July, just a few months before the election. Stop me if you've heard this one.
The guy was a fraud from jump and if anyone actually talked to the "working class" they would understand this. Wing and a prayer voting is not an expression of loyalty, it's a sign of desperation in the electorate
Walker Bragman@walkerbragman.bsky.social · 4w agoIt’s not about Platner. It’s about what will win in Maine. Platner’s issues/stances won. If the party goes with some moderate, it’s a huge fuck up. If Dems lose Maine, their odds of controlling the Senate are very low.
Just because I advocate for solar panels, heat pumps and electric vehicles doesn't mean I can afford them!
Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends.
Woody Guthrie- This Land Is Your Land
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When I whine about the flavor of my applesauce pouch
Chron.com@chron.com · last mo.It's for toddlers. Adjust your expectations.
I'm here to tell you, they have zero remorse but hope making these noises will keep them socially viable
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · last mo.The president has made billions while Americans suffer in a cost-of-living crisis.
*droll announcer Sunday night on peacock the Boston Red Sox host the New York Yankees, tune in tonight to unfortunately see one of those teams win
Every business uses some weak playlist service that pollutes the public space with the same limited scope of "licensed" songs or whatever. We're going to be listening to the same 2K songs until we die
"mr. riffs"@nigeloshea.bsky.social · last mo.Listening to .38 special and eating my pad thai tonight, I was thinking about how we now live in music hell
Listening to .38 special and eating my pad thai tonight, I was thinking about how we now live in music hell
NPR is making me completely ashamed to have ever worked in public media. seriously wtf is this?
NPR@npr.org · last mo.A top official at the National Park Service says a liner along the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was cut with a sharp knife or razor this month, causing damage to the foam sealant installed as part of a $16 million rehabilitation project n.pr/43XHy1q
You could literally hear this word for word listening to Fox commentary.
Ken Auer@kenauer.bsky.social · last mo.He did well in NYC. Don’t assume that translates to the rest of the country especially for independents who are the key swing voters needed to win in general elections.
According to our constitution we should have overthrown our Government by now.
"leave me alone" is a heartfelt if not gracious wish for father's day
Super into being dangerously optimistic rn
Imagine if the media was as consistent with Trump.
2/2 I believe ICE is a criminal organization. 100%.
