A mirror works when the battery dies. A screen does not. We keep replacing things that fail gracefully with things that fail catastrophically and calling it progress.

I prefer analog buttons and controls. Trying to dive through five layers of menus to change the air conditioner fan speed is super annoying and dangerous.

I was in a friend’s rental car and in place of a rear-view mirror there was a mirror-sized digital video feed of the back of the car. They replaced one of the most reliable & intuitive safety features in a car with a digital surrogate that could glitch at any moment. KEEP ANALOG SAFTEY FEATURES

Tf you mean an apartment built in 1990 that cost $400 a month in 2010 is now $1100 a month in 2026 because they put new cabinets in.... Tf you mean million dollar homes are now 2-3 bedrooms and not 5-7 like before? All the logic explaining why is MADE UP!

“People who say they like animals more than people are not good people. They think they have a deep well of compassion but really they just want a relationship of unequal status”

Texas said you nagers aren’t doing enough crime. They have to recriminalize shit to get that free labor by hook or by crook.

Hoping that all my ppl who are battling something come out victorious, hopeful, and in abundance of all they are looking for. 🖤

fuck that. it's possible to be visible AND private love me out loud.

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

Thank you to Mexico & Australia for sending your fire fighters to aid us when our closest physical ally threatens to fine or tariff Canada even as smoke from Washington & Oregon blow into BC. We send fire crews & our Super Soaker water bombers when the USA is on fire. TACO issues threats. Sad...

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bit like sweet & genuine attention; not that bs yall be handing us

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I want some attention 🙄

no, YOU are talking about cold storage the person you REPLIED TO was talking about bananas in a fridge there is a difference, significant enough to note I do not even know why I am having this conversation or why it started, this website is fucking amazing sometimes

But who will make sure prices are gouged to the maximum shoppers will grudgingly pay? Who will be the humble profit-seeking middleman? Who will use hardball tactics to lowball farmers and set prices with huge agri-conglomerates? Who, I ask, will fulfill these presumably necessary functions?

Suspiciously green lettuce

TRANS STAWBEBBIES

suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile

Global warming is real and we need to fight it. But climate data is starting to look like NBA stats: combine enough variables and there’s always a new “record” or “first ever.” Data matters. Not every possible combination of data does. Fear-driven statistics don’t bring solutions.

I finally did it. On the train I said out loud "damn, someone's headphones aren't connected" and they stopped playing their music out loud.

Lawd imma get me a tropical vacation next year. Missed the mark this year but imma make it happen

This is so true. Texans you have to turn Texas back to blue. You have to want better.

I’m overwhelmed but so are most of us. It’s helping with my road rage. It’s hot! We hungry! They killing us legally && laughing in our faces as we die. Yet still we rise 🐦‍🔥. Violence bout to make record numbers. I should bet on Kashie (?) gon be disrespectfully riiiiiiiiiich

People gon people but I’m glad I’m stricter with access to me now && I love banishing anyone to the gulag (block list) You won’t EVER stress me on my own cellular device! Not long as I’m black!

hey so great news, i'm depressed! i know i was already depressed but turns out i was depressed-er then I thought! 😭

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Look how happy she is knowing she has food for her puppies. ❤️

Bill Nye knew.

Did you see how Apple, Amazon Walmart and other big companies are refunding the billions of dollars they got back from the federal tariff settlement to their customers, who ultimately bore the cost of higher prices? Yea, me neither.

I find it *deeply* depressing that guys like Max Miller and Ken Paxton remain viable candidates for federal legislative positions. At *worst*, 45% of people who can and do vote in their respective elections, will vote for them.

“I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!”☠️

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.