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Writer from Manchester, baby anarchist, abuser hater, pro trans rights, never called Twitter "X" and never will. Ciaratheauthor.org #istandwithamberheard #FreePalestine
Rod Liddle was the Michael Jackson of columnists. You know, a pedophile.
Fuck off with your "don't comment on Ariana Grande's body" that woman is DYING. If she was bleeding to death I'd comment on it too. Presenting her glamourously when she's this malnourished and has a mostly young female fanbase is deeply irresponsible. Her team are basically evil at this point.
Sick of Booktok taking credit for the Wicker movie. This belongs to WEIRD CINEMA GIRLS.
Rod Liddle was like Marmite. Fucking disgusting.
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"Women only want millionaires with six packs" every woman I know right now is horny for Alexander SkarsgΓ₯rd as a sexy wicker basket
Data centre? I'd rather Date a Centaur
Read βThe Inevitable Heat Death of Johnny Deppβs Careerβ by Ciara Houghton Ruane on Medium: medium.com/@ciarahought...
The Inevitable Heat Death of Johnny Deppβs Career
There goes Mr Asshole, there goes Mr Bitch
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Conservatives being anti Mamdani is so funny cos every headline out of NYC is like "Mamdani ushers in law that makes ice cream 50% more delicious and calorie free" like at this point you're not even pretending you aren't a Villain in a Disney movie
Freakbeat Takeshi@fullykrausened.bsky.social Β· last wk.We're assembling a team of the weirdest looking think tank ghouls to fight the communist menace.
Myself and @redsleepingbeauty.bsky.social went to a talk by Mike Reiss, Simpsons writer of 30+ years, last night. Very funny, and he was very kind and signed my Dancin' Homer. Go to see him speak if you get the chance! He's coming to London, Birmingham, and Brighton next!
The one positive of Johnny Depp humiliating his victim on camera with litigation is he did it when his career was already dying and his looks were fading. He's had several "comebacks" and they all flopped. His last big cultural moment was the trial. It will be mentioned in line one of his obituary.
Heard that in the new Scrooge movie instead of being redeemed Johnny Depp's Ebeneezer sues Tiny Tim for defamation and hires a Saudi Arabian bot army to tweet death threats at him
What if we figure out blacklight technology backward-compatible with all filmed footage, and you watch a Friends episode and everyone's covered in cum
Lord, take Johnny Depp and give us back Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Guys I'm starting to think he isn't going to get us to mars
Paul van der Meer@paulvandermeer.bsky.social Β· 2w agoKetamine Boy totally goes insane because there's a black character in a movie.
Highly advise you not to break your little toe. The most pathetic injury to the smallest, most pointless part of my body and I've been semi housebound for a fortnight about it.
I'm calling it now. Endgame will have Doctor Doom as an alternative universe Tony Stark who turned evil.
Read βCultural Bankruptcy Isolates The Rightβ by Ciara Houghton Ruane on Medium: medium.com/@ciarahought...
Cultural Bankruptcy Isolates The Right
Elon Musk is very angry about Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. The ethnically English/Dutch guy born in Africa who lives in America as anβ¦
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Catholic, Everton supporting, North West man with nice eyelashes is Prime Minister. Big, big day for My Mum.
Cocker's short for Sucker A sucker of
It's now illegal to be southern. Midlanders, you're on thin fucking ice.
(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch
The Guardian@theguardian.com Β· 2w agoCould AI be conscious?