Noah Siela
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Vinyl flooring etc. https://substack.com/@huskydu?r=1gzxx7&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
If you shoot a shotgun in a tiny little gazebo you’re married to it.
If I get a disease named after me I want someone in the pharmaceutical commercial to be chucking bolts into a wood chipper while they rattle off the side effects.
Got a real dry humper of a World Cup final going on here. It’s like a Quaker bachelor party.
Me asking for extra lettuce on my Chalupa knowing I’m immune to diarrhea outbreaks because I grew up drinking shit back on the hog farm.
Me asking for extra lettuce on my Chalupa knowing I’m immune to diarrhea outbreaks because I grew up drinking shit back on the hog farm.
What's poppin'? My name is Adam. I grew up in a suburb of Philadelphia and went to a yeshiva. I now live in central Missouri. I drive the biggest Dodge Ram you've ever seen, go to a megachurch, believe in demons and am your dentist.
Part of the fun as a person who grew up in Bumfuck, Iowa was seeing places that mattered get blown up.
Happy Father’s Day. Especially to the ones who pull the car over on a narrow two lane and roll down the window to point out that felling your own trees to make your own load-bearing girts is why the Amish have “got the juice” in the barn raising game.
You could probably make a great living as a cattleman with a herd of 3-4 Scottish Highlands if you just charged a buck a pet (kids pet free)instead of slaughtering them for beef.
Successful colonoscopy yesterday. Ok. Let’s see what this baby’s got.
Successful colonoscopy yesterday. Ok. Let’s see what this baby’s got.
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
I know the smell of funnel cake puke when I see it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agolooking pretty stormy at the White House right now
The Spurs are going to start a war with Iran to distract from that game.
I’d only go on that couples therapy show to talk about bench press technique.
you gotta see how Michael Douglas eats a bagel in Fatal Attraction
Hi. Me and the other Hoka Dads were wondering if you could mention us in your next encyclical. Thanks.
Blue Origin, more like Orange Conclusion whatever
AZ Intel@azintel.bsky.social · 2mo agoBREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.
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