Me: Nippon Ichi released a farming simulator? >Checks tags, sees horror Me: Ah
No Brain Cells
@nobraincells.bsky.social
User name is accurate. He/Him/His
It's peak humanities brain to write "EDM is a tool of the neoliberal order" with a straight face
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2d ago
The thing that drives me up the fucking wall about this line of apologia for MAHA is that MAHA's strongest soldiers are not the desperately poor and uninsured, they're rich douchebags who shop at Whole Foods if Erehwon is unavailable.
Your Ad Here@cooluser354.bsky.social · 2d agooh my god no it does not. Canada has maha type cranks. The UK does. Japan does, Germany does, Sweden does, India does, France does IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MATERIAL CONDITIONS OF THE SYSTEM, WHICH YES ARE BROKEN MAHA IS A EUGENICS MOVEMENT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
I'm perfectly comfortable with me separating the art from the artist. The police, however, are not.
All nerd hobbies can have the social structure of their communities quantitatively measured with the Q:N (Queer to Nazi) ratio. Pokémon is 8:1. Warhammer is 1:1. Paradox Games are 1:1 but different from Warhammer because the queers and Nazis are the same people.
Putting in an hour long ad that plays until you click "skip ad" will not endear me to your vodcast
It doesn't really change anything if we learned he put an eyepatch on at home and insisted his family address him as First Sea Lord It'd be gossip not news
Flingjore@flingjore.com · 4d agoSenator Rand Paul publicizes the pandemic-era diary of Anthony Fauci, exposing the doctor's private thoughts during the global crisis. The government logs reveal a stark contrast between internal policy debates and his deep fascination with sudden fame.
I don’t really want to get into this with people who feel this way, but i don’t think this is a good thing! We don’t need to behave this way! It’s not healthy to approach academic discourse as an exercise in harshness!
"Immigrants helped destroy slavery. And to be clear, I think that is bad"
Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 5d agoAnother datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right
When God made the universe, He declared "SUBTLETY IS FOR COWARDS"
No Brain Cells@nobraincells.bsky.social · 5d agoWriters must move beyond such outdated and primitive notions as "plausibility" if we are to achieve fiction that is at least as strange as real life.
Writers must move beyond such outdated and primitive notions as "plausibility" if we are to achieve fiction that is at least as strange as real life.
Broke: Harris lost because of *insert motivated reasoning here* Woke: Every incumbent party lost vote share in 2024 Bespoke: Harris actually performed in something like the 90+ percentile in 2024 out of worldwide incumbent parties
Matt Darling@besttrousers.bsky.social · 5d agoThe fun question then becomes "why did the Dems over perform relative to other country incumbents".
The lesson of any adaptation of The Odyssey is the same as in any adaptation to The Iliad: Always extend an invite to your wedding to the gods
a future D administration should make an easy pathway to citizenship specifically for foreign students
Eugene Vinitsky 🍒@eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 6d agoOne weird trick to literally destroy America www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
Tangential but I lost all respect for Jon Stewart when he went on the Late Show to push the lab leak conspiracy theory
Ernie Piper@whoisernie.bsky.social · 7d agoZeynep Tufekci is still completely insane over the lab leak idea. "There is a conspiracy to cover this up" is not evidence for "covid was a bioweapon that escaped from a lab". It could also be evidence for my theory, "please stop talking about this stupid idea"
Update: The locals had automatic weapons and did not appreciate me trying to rustle their cows
No Brain Cells@nobraincells.bsky.social · 6d agoOk first of all, I do not believe those cows are divine. There are no such thing as gods. Second, have you seen what the locals have been feeding them??? Can you imagine the marbling?!
Ok first of all, I do not believe those cows are divine. There are no such thing as gods. Second, have you seen what the locals have been feeding them??? Can you imagine the marbling?!
Matt Darling@besttrousers.bsky.social · 6d agoMillennials would absolutely eat the cows of the Sun god.
Soon, "not going to college" will be the only criteria for whether or not you're "working class"
Alex Says Stuff@alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · last wk.I didn't think definitions of "working class" could get worse. I was wrong.
The problem isn't that the grocery stores will feed ppl. It's that they won't. Selling goods at 30% below market prices basically guarantees that speculators and hoarders will be first in line for *everything*, and poor ppl with busy, overworked lives will encounter empty shelves and long lines.
Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · last wk.I have never seen someone so flummoxed by the concept of feeding people lmao
Moving has shown me the light. If you get an automobile, your first one should be a minivan.
Mark Athitakis@mathitak.bsky.social · last wk.Tell me about a complicated van.
I can't fix her, but I am interested in seeing how long I can tolerate her
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Anyway, ask me how I found out about the vestigial twin I absorbed as a fetus after a trip to the beach
Materialist Gnostic@walmsley.bsky.social · last wk.sand is cool because if you ever interact with sand not only will you get sand in places you didn't realize you could get sand, you'll get sand in places you didn't know you had at all
Seamlessly transitioning to a daytime TV ad: Woke Ice T: But you know what's not normal? Your car insurance rates.
Apple Bottom Jings@afraidofwasps.bsky.social · last wk.SVU character: I'm NOT gay. I have relationships with women... and SEX with men. Woke Ice T: That's normal. I'm not going to put a label on you right now
Paris: Can I say something without everyone getting mad? Athena: No. Artemis: No. Hera: No. Aphrodite: Do it coward, we had a deal. Hestia: Who wants baked apples?
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · last wk.PARIS: Um. So like… when I make a decision, will you be mad at me? ATHENA: I am the goddess of wisdom and warfare, favored of Zeus. The frivolities of lesser women are beneath me. PARIS: Oh good. I wasn’t choosing you. *LATER* ATHENA: Odysseus. Kill them all. I’m not horsing around.
The caller is the villain in an 80s movie
warrior cop@wyattprivilege.bsky.social · last wk.Mr. President we need to get you to the Situation Room
