Nathan

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Oregon via Oklahoma via Minnesota via Oregon via Oklahoma. Prone to menty Bs during OU football games. #mefi #LL #Boomer #Sooner

Phil Vischer, the creator of Veggie Tales, weighed in with a "Well, actually, God is a spirit and transcends all gender, this has been theological orthodoxy since forever" and I'm not exaggerating, the Right is ready to gnaw the meat off his bones.

Before the game: why is Witten calling plays this doesn’t make sense Now: this man is clearly a genius and must immediately be made permanent OC

FB memories served this up, 17 years ago today. First time (of several) I realized Landry Jones was not That Guy but Ndamukong Suh certainly WAS

Tickets for the OU-Nebraska game in Lincoln, November 7, 2009

The Oregon conservatives keep showing maps of Oregon that are mostly red and only a few tiny spots of blue and complain a minority of people control the state. Here's a map to help visualize the people of Oregon. It's important to remember that acreage doesn't have voting rights, people do.

3d map of population density in Oregon. Large stacks near Portland down to Salem and Eugene, a few stack in other areas but mostly 0-10 people per square mile for much of central and eastern Oregon.

Hi America! If you've been following "politics" you may be seeing a lot of maps of "Mississippi" lately, and boy is 82 counties TOO MANY. Especially with these woefully UNLABELED maps. If YOU want to know what random chunks of dirt America is worried about, check out my real and informative map!

tasteful 8 color map of Mississippi with each county renamed.
sorry, alt-text readers but there are 89 positional jokes here.
Some highlights fake county names:
Horsecock Junction
Foote Pics County
Badunka
Tim
Bonkton
Queefatoma
Leans
Lil' Illinois
Oh Shit It's Ohio
Babalama
Donkonia
Lorp

the Dems might have the Senate before the vote in Alaska even closes. I guess you could say that they didn't even have to use their AK. I gotta say it was a good day

Not to be a hater at this time but I wish I'd kept screenshots of all those old Bluesky posts about how all Southerners should just be abandoned to fascist wolves. If that was you, libbing it up tonight will be allowed once you fill out your Apology Form. Get your paperwork done

I have a sparkling rose in a cabinet that I have saved for when It Happens but I have a single serve prosecco mini-bottle in a fridge in case Something Good Happens and I am cautiously optimistic about that one

There are trick or treaters in our neighborhood but we have a very steep driveway and most do not opt to come up. But this year I have full sized candy bars to reward those who would make the effort

This offense can’t move the ball even when it isn’t being called for illegal formation, illegal shift, illegal procedure, etc. Disastrous coaching malpractice

It’s not just that I hate Mateer as QB, I hate the entire offensive philosophy and that’s why I’m against Arbuckle’s continued employment, not just his obviously terrible decision making as embodied by the decision to keep playing Mateer