Simon HB

@norock.bsky.social

I'm gonna try hard this time not to touch the ground

So it turns out that the Neo Nazi guy had better political instincts than Kemi Badenoch, and as he's chosen to quit she's now forever going to carry the 'quite happy to let a guy with Neo Nazi history represent her party' label over her head

Little girl on the train: Uncle Mallory died. Her mum: Yes. Little girl: So he won't feel anything now. Her mum: No. Little girl: Which is good because the insects will be eating his eyes.

Here a compilation of stupid things library consultants have said to me in solidarity with library pals at Lambeth Libraries where genius consultants has decided that a qualified head of library service post isn't really essential.

The BBC says the idea of Play Streets started "in 2009" but I'm pretty certain there was a Corrie plot before I was born where the residents were up in arms at plans to make the street one, and there was definitely one in Anfield in the 1990s www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Leeds: The city closing down streets so children can play

In Leeds, streets are being temporarily closed to traffic so kids have more space to safely play - an initiative proving beneficial to both children and adults.

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⚡️BREAKING: A Kansas state court just permanently struck down a long list of abortion restrictions, ruling that they violated the fundamental right to abortion, and health care providers’ right to free speech under the state constitution.

Guests arrive at a house, carrying flowers and wine. The door opens and a ginger cat runs out. Man from inside: Mell! Mell! Mell! Come on Mell! Mellster McAdam! You know you're not allowed out the front (pause) we've got mackerel! (the ginger cat slinks back inside)

🧵3 month assessment on the Australian social media ban is in: very little change, and no change in practical outcomes for children and young people - no mental health or family relationship improvements, no differences in leisure time, same degree of harmful access, like loosing sleep to scrolling 🚨

Ben Schwarz@benschwarz.bsky.social · 3d ago

Australia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...

Anyway, last ever Maida Vale session today. I wasn't sure about Fontaines DC being the band to close the place down, but I guess it's a fitting reminder that it was a work place as much as a magic emporium

I get that there are people who never got over Bernard leaving, but it's surprising how many of them still feel the need to flat-out denigrate Richard to bolster their position. In 2026. Fandom's such a weird place.

Jeff "Monoman" Connolly of Boston's legendary garage rock band the Lyres has died. Around here the Lyres are spoken of in hushed tones to this day--a wildly influential band. They played often at the Rat right near a record store called, you guessed it, Nuggets. RIP.

Important to note that Bev Craig, the new Mayor of Greater Manchester, won her overwhelming victory on a platform of trans inclusion, as an out lesbian. A stark reminder to the GC crowd that a) transphobia is a losing policy, and b) the vast majority of lesbians support trans inclusion.

Hey, BBC Sounds. How about you don't hijack a series I've subscribed to by slapping in a "your next listen" recommendation? No problem with promotion and trailers, but don't clutter up the Latest page with shows I've not (and often won't) engage with.

It's great to see UEFA standing firm and insisting that football can't become a business existing solely to please investors. Maybe we should all buy something from one of their twenty-five official sponsors as a thank you? www.uefa.com/partners/

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