new dark money group "GAYPAC" is boosting white republican homosexual men, in pursuit of turning the country into a white gay ethnostate they call "Greater Jizzrael"
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Posting bangers into the void
Worth pointing out Maggie Gyllenhaal also looks like a sad turtle and she gives my ass a bone
old kenfucky shart@notcribley.bsky.social · 3w agoFucked up that an old dude who looks like a sad turtle such an evil piece of shit
She gets fucked once every two years
old kenfucky shart@notcribley.bsky.social · yesterdayYour mom’s biennial
Look at how democrats talk about the DSA compared to how they talk about the GOP and tell me who’s fucking side they’re on
in the parts of the commonwealth they're called anticrustables
Imagine saying this about a film in which a redheaded Scarlett Johansson kills a man with a flying headscissors
Leroy@leroylynch.bsky.social · yesterdayIn 2010 I saw Iron Man 2 with a group of friends at an IMAX. That night, I would have said I was entertained. Next day I thought less of the film, and within days I felt cheated. The more I tried to recall anything about it, the less there was. I denounced the whole superhero genre from then on.
Trump having literal concentration camps is fine but Mamdani is a dangerous extremist for giving people access to cheap produce
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social what was the deal with the spicy baconator and when are they bringing it back?
They’re calling me the LeBron James of having a receding hairline
“That’s Ken, bro” “Ken?” “Ken from the dressing”
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
nice 4th estate ya got there... shame if the billionaire class bought it all up and replaced the watchdog with a parrot
Yeah, but your Little Engine was so preoccupied with whether or not it could, it didn't stop to think if it should.
Pretty sure I just saw Lou Bega at Food 4 Less with a homeless chick; didn’t catch her name
You didn't ask for it, but here you go: q-tip slang Tippin = using a q-tip Q'd Up = got a fresh q-tip in your hand Rippin Tips = opening a new box of q-tips Dip & Tip = using a q-tip after a shower Double Tippin = a q-tip in each ear at the same time Tipped Out = no earwax left
I truly believe that we can successfully cyber bully the richest man in the world into killing himself. We can do this, nay, we MUST do this.
Amy Acton hates trans people more than she wants to be Governor, kinda like how Kamala loved genocide more than she wanted to be president.
THE IMPLICATION IS THAT YOUR MOTHER IS SKILLED AT PERFORMING FELLATIO
old kenfucky shart@notcribley.bsky.social · 2mo agoHow’s your mom been?
I served two tours of duty with the Eat Pussy Soldiers and I get lockjaw every time I hear fireworks
old kenfucky shart@notcribley.bsky.social · 4w agoThe Eat Pussy Soldiers are declaring war on the clit
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well