any sale is a back to school sale if you're [deep sigh] if you're facing away from a school
The American people will not tolerate war crimes during weekdays when markets are trading
ME: ...with fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark like tinted glass. POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: This is really good stuff
him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself. me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
[pays for a ninth consecutive lap dance from the same stripper] "...So then Sam, get this... he literally PICKS UP FRODO and CARRIES him up the mounta..."
That's what I love about these oil prices, man. I get older, they stay rising due to supply issues spurred by conflicts in the middle east
An unprecedented strain on the power grid as an increasingly agitated Elon Musk repeatedly types the prompt "WHITER" into Grok
Elon Musk says Grok Imagine will make ‘historically accurate’ AI adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey
The billionaire says the AI-generated film will stay true to Homer’s original, after repeatedly criticising Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster over its casting choices
theguardian.com
My hands are usually steady, but not today. My eyes dart back and forth. Two choices. Red or blue? Think damnit. I wipe the sweat from my brow. There's no more time. Have to pick one. I slowly pull the blue Slurpee tap, and the machine explodes, killing me instantly
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
And that goal might just do it-wait what’s this?..I think.. yes, The Spanish team is taking a siesta with 13 minutes remaining!!
[Brittany Murphy Clueless voice] no shit you guys got explosive diarrhea here?!
So Trump’s position is that elections under him were the most corrupt in the world, then Biden was elected (by the Communist Party of China) and four years later they all oversaw a fair election that he won
For thousands of years, man has pondered the question “what should I have for lunch?”
I've done like 4 posts about diarrhea today and one of them was a song parody and *I* think a lot of people on this site are annoying
[bon jovi voice] 🎵My butthole's like the open highway Like Frankie said, "I did it my way" and I got diarrhea parasites It's my life
Gavin Newsom Seen Eating Diarrhea Lettuce Just Hours After Press Conference Urging Californians Not To Eat Diarrhea Lettuce
CDC Urges Americans To Only Eat Foods That Cause Normal Diarrhea
The red carpet at the Oscars. A limo arrives. Paparazzi clamor around the vehicle. The door opens. It's Tilly Norwood, but you can only see her in augmented reality on the Tilly app on your phone. 6 months from now the data collected from the app in this moment is sold to the IRGC
Explosive diarrhea causing parasite, welcome to the resistance
Say what you will about Ryanair but they have a perfect record on their “You Will Not Be Fully Sucked Out Of A Window” guarantee
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 4w agoPassenger hospitalised after being partially sucked out of window on Ryanair flight from Greece