notnarrow.bsky.social
@notnarrow.bsky.social
Minds are like parachutes, they work better if they're open. Six score man in the Cascades. I appreciate courtesy and wit. I mean no offense, and sometimes I stand corrected.
Ah 💖 leaf piles. Woof 🐕 Ah do 😄 Stella (@dognamedstella) loves diving into leaf piles. #dog #dognamedstella #fun
Donald Trump is utter and absolute truth that we'll never invent time travel. Fight me.
Question. Do I leave the fan off and hope the inside temperature comes down from 81? Or do I turn the fan on and pump cool, but smoke laden air in to lower the inside temperature? Or do I put a filter onto the fan and get cleaned cool air in, but possibly crap up a filter I may need later?
The contractor in me says "WTF??" The librarian in me screams and fetches hammer and chisel to rescue them.
@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24h agoby Ishmael Randall
WIFE: there's a spider in the kitchen ME: don't worry they're more afraid of us than we are of them SPIDER: let's test that theory shall we
Docs Nurses CNA MA Lab techs Customer Service Custodial/Housekeepers And every one else We all showed up We knew the dangers and did it anyway Fuck RFKJr 🖕
*checking box to be an organ donor Me: yes pls make sure a nice person gets my vagina DMV clerk:
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
I shouldn't have to convince adults that science is real.
Sending "Home Safe" is almost as satisfying as receiving it.
Faith—@ohfaith.bsky.social · 2d agoTelling someone to text you when they get home is peak emotional intimacy.
My kid's teacher had "spare time activities" listed, which were worth points. Among these were questions like "since youre staring at the ceiling anyway, how many ceiling tiles are there? How many holes in the tiles?" I love her.
Faith—@ohfaith.bsky.social · 2d agoStaring at the ceiling until it becomes interesting. It did not.
The “Why would a woman I’ve made worry that I will hurt her if she displeases me cook to placate me?” question is only asked by the least self-aware domestic abusers.
Women still cook for abusive men. They may daydream about what ingredients they might add, but they still cook for them, nonetheless.
In 2020, Colorado passed a law called SB 217 that created a right to sue cops in state court for violating the state constitution. It says qualified immunity is not a defense and the officer is personally responsible for 5% of the judgment or $25,000, whichever is less.
Concealed within his oven, the Loaf of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces crust, sourdough, oat, and flour. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Rye, lidless, wreathed in grains.
I have way too much fun with these. A sleepy yote with yellow flowers 🧡
Interactive armillary sculpture reveals kaleidoscope flowers. Original post
They hate us. Why? Because we include everyone No matter what you look like Who you love What you do to get by You’re a human just like me I will always have room in my heart for you My home if needed Hold each other up Be strong Be brave Above all else be kind
