clayton
@notya.lc
texpat in nyc. professional airline nerd. you may remember me from such handles as @dfwclayton on twitter and insta. he/him
went through all 12 stages of learning about Sleepy Hollow this weekend - first, that it was a real place in New York; then, that it was actually just called North Tarrytown until the mid-90s when they voted to change the name to capitalize on the tourism
me and @jaredjct.bsky.social (except my urethra is not narrow)
KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 2w ago
well, obviously, “for he did not come of his own Accord”
K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️@emilioemm.com · 2w agoJesus is on his way and he will be coming in a Honda Fit
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
my new single Are We California Dreaming Yet? is out... now! its available everywhere you stream music. best way to support = Bandcamp jakegiles.bandcamp.com/track/are-we...
I had a serious bike accident in Minneapolis last month and was in the HCMC ICU for several days after needing emergency brain surgery. We put together a GFM; I'm looking for some help with the mounting costs as I recover. Anything you can spare will help <3 gofund.me/97b67235a
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this is a John Candy character in a John Hughes film
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 2mo agoEven if you are not an over-40-and-from-Youngstown-but-now-living-in-DC person, there is also some additional next-level lazy scriptwriting tonight. THE COMPANY THAT TURNED THE REFLECTING POOL GREEN IS CALLED … GREENWATER SERVICES. @fahrenthold.bsky.social with the scoop:
if I had a nickel for every gay couple I’ve had a three- or foursome with who got married yesterday I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird they were on the same day
need a visual guide to all of the soccer jerseys so when I see a hot visitor on the train I know what country they’re from
*peter griffin as b52s voice* TRANS LOBSTER
c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 2mo agoBlue lobsters are very rare: 1 in 2 million by some estimates. But SPLIT COLOR LOBSTERS are 1 in *50* million. This lobster is a chimera of two fertilized eggs that fused together, with two distinct genomes: male on one side, female on the other. (📷: Woods Hole Science Aquarium/NOAA Fisheries)
If you really want to be an ally to all queer people, please walk faster.
wait is cardi b performing down there and they’re just showing these guys talking?
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.