Minion Librarian

@odosbucket.bsky.social

Academic library director, adjunct professor, cat herder, parent, wife, basketball and soccer fan, bi, used to freeze-dry-taxidermy roadkill for a living. She/her.

A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and a distraught alien emerged. "What's happened to the library? It's gone! The one thing your civilization had going-" "They moved to a new building," a passer-by said. "Don't you have ways of finding these things out?" "Yes. I ask at the library."