most people in their midlife crisis get a corvette or pierce their nipples you became a national security risk
you in the seventh decade of your life wearing leather coat and getting spied on
i mean, at work i use the thumbs up to just say "yes i read the thing, acknowledged" ...i honestly have no idea what emoji i would use if the CEO of my job put out this statement via Teams or whatever
no one who stands against megan thee stallion will prosper
Fare cops on the 48 on election day. Great use of resources.
They need to bring Joe Buck back to the booth if we get to 12.
The more I look at the news, the happier I am to be out of tech and having someone pay for my degree so I can sustain myself out of tech I may not make a ton of money, but I’ll probably never be out of work
SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE LEAGUE OFFICES (via @valkyriesayless on IG www.instagram.com/reel/De-AZ1N...)
And the Hawks couldn't move their meaningless early season game to the daytime...why?
Sources: Dream, Valkyries to play Game 6, WNBA Finals at State Farm on Thursday
WNBA Finals, Game 6 will be played Thursday,12:30p ET at State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told ESPN's Ramona Shelburne. Cavs, Hawks to start later that night.
espn.com
It’s really hard leaving a job that you did very well in but it’s not the right environment. I’ve had four emotional goodbyes with my clients bringing the total for the week at 6 with more to come It’s extremely for the best but my clients were generally lovely people
He absolutely will have guidance to prescribe cocaine and vibrators for our monthly purgations
Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 3w agoPerhaps somebody with medical or public health credentials could be in charge of a women’s health task force? Perhaps that person could be a woman? Perhaps they could have a track record of work to improve women’s health? I guess not. @jackiantonovich.bsky.social
Westerhout 5 or the Soul Nebula. Four and a half hours of 10-second exposures stacked. Perfect weather for this last night. #astronomy #seestar #SilentSunday
I’m learning a lot about drug testing for my upcoming job Urine drug tests can be discriminatory against people with higher body fat; particularly for weed. If there are two people who smoke the exact amount, it could stay in a higher body fat person’s system up to 40% longer
I went Full MP in the In-N-Out drive thru yesterday Like got out of my car to direct traffic so a parked car could leave A lot of bewildered looks but did they listen? Duh
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You know what’s hard? Being a deeply unserious person creating serious work I’m working on a mental health presentation for school and I have such an urge to hide grippy socks on each slide like hidden Mickeys
I had the PERFECT dress idea for a certain wedding but remembered that people from Baton Rouge will be there A houndstooth cape might not be the best idea. I’m beloved but I’m not sure I’m THAT beloved @donachaidh.bsky.social
Oh, will he be lying in state in the Capitol, then?
Dave Jorgenson@davejorgenson.bsky.social · 2mo agoI'd bet a thousand $250 Trump dollars McConnell doesn't return this week www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
I genuinely thought my midlife crisis would be unhinged but nope. It’s academics and mild slutiness
I beg you today as always: if you, tomorrow, see people in the Bay Area bitching about our “heat” and are like “it’s only 90” whatever, please do know that we don’t have air conditioning, our power grid isn’t built for this, that people need that power for oxygen pumps and shit, just let us bitch
It struck me today that I didn’t know Dolly as much for her music, but acting, philanthropy, as a personality, and Dollywood She was someone who transcended being a country legend because she had something for everyone I can’t think of one person who had nothing positive to say about her
When you hear the commercials backed by Kroger and Albertson’s about how they want to “protect your grocery savings,” remember that the CEOs of those companies make $17 million each, and if they really wanted to lower your grocery prices they could.