Jen Watson
@jwatson.bsky.social
I’m just here so I don’t get fined. Writer/barfly at Noe Valley Bar Project: https://www.instagram.com/nvbarproject
couldn’t have happened to a bigger bitch
Doremus Jessup@doremusjessup.bsky.social · yesterdayHarrison Butker formed a Super Pac in support of Josh Hawley in '24 and no money has been spent in support of political candidates. The website now redirects to a Thai gambling site. No wonder he can barely score a PAT. Gift Link www.kansascity.com/news/politic...
I’d originally intended to do nothing for Thanksgiving this year, but my mom decided she wants to come in town so I’m obviously now up to fourteen separate fucking dishes on the menu. Normal shit.
Do not sleep on smoked meat on pizza. A couple years back I took a whole-ass brisket over to a friend’s place when they were obsessed with their new pizza oven and we made like nine brisket pizzas with various shit on ‘em and it’s one of the greatest culinary combos of my life.
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 6mo agoPizza Hut Smokehouse Pizza (1993, 1994): A classic Pizza Hut pie topped "generously" with smoked sausage, smoked black pepper ham, pepperoni, and bacon. Saw a test run in Mississippi in 1993, before getting a regional Southeast run in 1994
it is time to bring back swirlies
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4d ago"It’s like the dogs have been let off the chain."
A smaller subset of newly elected Dems is “this person who just flipped a seat that’s been red since 1892 spent $316 on her campaign and once posted that every single Republican should be shoved into the ocean for what they’ve done to trans kids.”
Sarah Marian Seltzer @sarahmseltzer.bsky.social · 5d agoEvery time I log on it’s like “hey, meet hottie smith, a millennial special ed teacher, volunteer firefighter and union shop steward who flipped this Trump +25 district by talking to iron workers about egg prices and corruption”
I’ve started verbally reassuring the cat that I’m listening and learning when I come home before Nathan and she wants to convince me she’s never actually been given a treat even once, and I gotta say I don’t think she appreciates my efforts
I smiled every time I saw Valks swag while campaigning on RTM and H because I knew I was about to talk to a transit supporter. Valks fans deeply understand the value of public transit!
BART@bart.gov · 6d agoBALLHALLA on BART
all the little girlies on the way to the valks parade with their moms in their glittery outfits 😭😭
blessings to you i suppose but: why the fuck were y’all opposed to 40 exactly?
BOSS UNDER WOKE: Female brains are just better at making office coffee. Sorry, I know you’re not “supposed” to say that stuff anymore ;-) BOSS UNDER TRUMP: The key to unlocking 4x growth lies in an army of White Salesmen BOSS UNDER WOKE 2.0: Do I have any last words? Yes. My pronouns are he/him
I genuinely can’t celebrate anything yet, and I’m so embarrassed to realize that about myself. I don’t trust shit until tomorrow. Maybe not even then.
:holding finger to ear: I’m hearing that screaming “bye bitch” at the bar television is not “required” much to consider, tomorrow
Fare cops on the 48 on election day. Great use of resources.
If you’re in San Francisco you also get to vote for a third time on whether or not a park is nice, which you could kinda categorize as any of these
Alex Hanna@alexhanna.bsky.social · last wk.Why is California proposition literally either A. Raises income tax by 0.2% to fund one guy's pet project B. Provide a living stipend for orphans [billionaires spend $300 million opposing] C. Loophole written in a Klingon that you should most definitely vote no to
i believe that reading comprehension on bluesky dot com can and should get even worse. And i think it should happen in time for everyone to discuss election results
So I just had to learn what a Jason Turkish is and what it looks like, and somehow I’ve decided to never forgive ANY OF YOU.
I do love that I live in San Francisco and saw my first Natalie Nakase well before one single Elizabeth Holmes
hi, good morning, as a reminder it’s tradition here on this day for you to send me your Halloween pet photos ***but ONLY the ones where they look furious at being put into costumes*** do not fail me!! XOXO
Holly Anderson 🍇@hollyanderson.bsky.social · last yr.the singular joy of digging through the costume trunk and remembering how the animals hate everything in it with a white-hot fervor
I’m at an Oakland airport bar at 11:55 in the morning and I know for a fact most of us are here because we ARRIVED at this time
Holly Anderson 🍇@hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat do you mean I have to go back to work
speaking as someone who’s been working in sports media for a long time, i completely understand why dream-valkyries is being played during the day. you can’t play basketball at night
In ninety minutes I will attempt to convince a bartender at the Palm Springs airport to put on Valkyries-Dream so I can see twenty minutes of it before boarding. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
So one of the Boston Dynamics dogs was in my hotel lobby tonight when I was trying to have a nice pleasant drink with the nice pleasant bartender. Gonna tell you this right now: I don’t like the dog. And for as good as it was at terrorizing everybody, it couldn’t make it through a doorway for shit.
I haven’t flown Southwest in eight years so I was unaware they were still attempting to be cute And I found out because a flight attendant just elbowed me in the face doing a Spider-Man bit where he was attempting to web someone’s unfinished cocktail to his trash bag from across the aisle
