Ollie Crafoord
@olrun.bsky.social
a chaotic neutral history nerd, artist, and qualified charlatan born in the 1900s. 🔗 https://linktr.ee/heyollie ☕ https://ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
This beautifully detailed silver and gilt pyxis (lidded box) was probably made in a Greek workshop in Apulia, eventually deposited in an #Etruscan tomb. How do we know? It’s inscribed with the Etruscan word ‘śuthina’ (‘for the tomb’), marking it as the property of the deceased. 🏺 1/ 📸 me
'I can't stand your face' is something I would and have said irl, so of course. That's the option. 😂 #bg3 #baldursgate3
they cut off the bottom part of the Mona Lisa because she is wearing the Hot Topic big pants with all the zippers and loops
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
I did, in fact, hibernate through the summer, woke up a few weeks ago, started art school, and made this. Welcome back, me. #art #oilpainting #furby
"a podcast is the last refuge of a scoundrel." Dr. Samuel Johnson, probably
I've just started watching House and I was like 'wow, everyone that works in this hospital should be in jail' but maybe that happens later, IDK
I don't understand why bsky needs to know my age when simply posting here proves that I'm 38 years old
Show me a picture that captures your essence
Show me a picture that captures your essence
Be normal challenge: don’t save pics of women you follow because it’s creepy as fuck??
Any time I send an angry text, I like to tack on “congratulations” so it’ll add confetti
I had to bring this painting home today and I didn't have a bag for it so it was out all loosey-goosey and people were stopping me in the street and laughing at it on the train and it was quite a nice experience hahaha #art
I never said anything here because I was afraid to speak it into the internet's existence but: I GOT ACCEPTED INTO ART SCHOOL ✨
They say successful people wake up at 4:00 AM. Studies show they all have cats. 🤔
There are some phishing scams happening over at @ko-fi.com! Please be cautious and don’t click on any weird links! Be safe! 🧡 #kofi
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And then my friend didn't like me playing Coconut Simulator 2 on my shiny new PC and told me to play a real game. 😭
I've been playing Coconut Simulator 2. I made it five hours and became a noob coconut.
A little bit of a work in progress going on here today! #art #artsky #acrylic ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
Every time a friend of mine uses AI, I reply with "Think of the lakes!" and they never know what the hell I'm talking about. I explained the environmental effects to a friend yesterday and they replied with "Why don't we know about this?" 😫