The first fridge I remember in my family home growing up ran off mains gas.
3ccentric@thereal3ccentric.bsky.social · 7mo agoWithout revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.
Here's an idea for the American healthcare system, subscription based defibrillators. Pay a monthly subscription for immediate shocks or listen to a few ads first for free access. You could tier the subscptions, higher subscription level, more shocks.
So, managed to fracture my elbow in two places, mangled my foot, buggered up my shoulder and gave myself whiplash. I've also noticed swelling to my leg around the calf, which incidentally, hurts like hell too, so something isn't right there either.
Elijah Wood always has that 'I don't think that was a fart' kind of expression.
What the fuck is wrong with these fucking fucks. I so just want to get off this fucking planet right now.
Kitten Dave has extended his oesophagus and covered it in feet so it acts as a huge, horrific flesh centipede. Imagine it hard.
My 'You're over 30' advice is, eat the cake, all the cake and any other food you fancy.
Autumn 🌒🌕🌘@autumngirlsoup.bsky.social · last yr.my you're over 30 advice is that people who wouldn't make the choices you've made (e.g. not having kids, not getting married, not settling because "tick tock tick tock") are going to be the most vocal about your decisions and these people can absolutely fuck the fuck off because it's not their life
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
EVRi, you're having a laugh mate! You've added £2.74 to the price due to my location, but expect me to travel for 90 minutes to drop it off at a specific Post Office!!!! If it was down to me I'd have used Royal Mail and taken it to my local Post Office, 7 minutes away, would be cheaper too.....
There's a burger place near here called Slutty Buns. Not sure it's not a ghost kitchen but I imagine someone going "I'm really in the mood for a Slutty Buns." Going up to the counter like "I'll have the iykyk (winks at the cashier) with a Cheesy Slut, some Slutty Dip (cum) on the side, and a Vimto"
🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar
Here, in the wild, we see two wank panzers engage in the annual rut.
After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000
I'll never understand how the vacuum cleaners cord with slip effortlessly under a door just by looking at it but takes hours of brute strength, hostage negotiation and bribes to get it back out again.
About that misunderstood Elon Musk "My heart goes out to you" gesture…
what's your favorite guest appearance that comes out of nowhere? Simpsorama!! (does this count as a guest appearance? I hope so.)
a cartoon of homer simpson and futurama characters
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Autumn 🌒🌕🌘@autumngirlsoup.bsky.social · 2y agowhat's your favorite guest appearance that comes out of nowhere? Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement, and Jonathan Brugh in What We Do in the Shadows @oculasorbus.bsky.social @olycat.bsky.social @darkrula.bsky.social @mattecss.bsky.social @splitmopp.bsky.social
Its scary to think that Watsit Hitler and Wank Panzer have taken over
a cartoon of two men playing a video game with the caption break in the law breakin the law !!!
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I wonder if Watsit Hitler will replace The Beast with a Wank Panzer? Also, a what stage in the proceedings do they brick Biden up in one of the White House walls?