“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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YOU MISCALUATED THE FACT PETE HAS THE STRENGTH SND SPEED TO LEAD THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
Only Trump can give us scandal after scandal after scandal that manage to be both outrageous abuse of power and hilariously stupid and inept.
Scott MacFarlane@macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 2w agoFLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
We are at the “r/finance is posting fancams of Chair Powell set to Taylor Swift” point in the cycle of regret over Temu Greenspan.
The personal saving rate at 2.7%. If you own assets, it makes sense. If you don’t own any assets, it also makes sense. 😞
I just point out facts and condemn Hentai.
Microplastics Sommelier@leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2w agothis site has the juice
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt https://theonion.com/warm-encouraging-email-from-ceo-quickly-identified-as-phishing-attempt/
Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
🚨 NATIONWIDE WARNING: CIA asset David Blaine has gone rogue.
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
PITTSBURGH—Noting that the man could often be seen waiting outside O’Malley’s Tap with his hands shaking in anticipation before the doors even opened, sources confirmed Thursday that local 54-year-old Brian Munson, who goes to the bar every day at 10 a.m., must be a huge soccer fan.
