Igor Sechin on Russian TV: “Everything is fine.” 😌 Meanwhile, right outside the window: Rosneft and Lukoil oil depots are literally on fire. 🔥😂 Nothing to see here, folks. Everything is under control.

Wait for the zoom....

omgisme@omgisme.bsky.social · 18h ago

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If you are in the northwestern Vermont I will be presenting at this PechaKucha October 1st. Apparently tickets are almost sold out already so act fast! www.pknburlington.com#Upcoming-Eve...

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Cat drama: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Vs...

Now tofu?!

Making menus and a shopping list.. Just walking into a grocery store lately cues anxiety: Does the produce have parasites? Is the "beef" from Argentina and/or contain small amounts of Mitch McConnell? Will there be glass or deadly pathogens in the fruit? Is there financing available on cheese?

To my new friends... I am not AI -- I'm just awkward. #BeYourself #Trekkie

Exhausted. Unending heat and the humidity level best described as Satan's sweaty armpit, and I've been boiling chicken leg quarters for the next batch of Prancy Beast for the kitties since 8AM. Picked the meat off, strained the broth for cat tea, and now everything is cooling. The cats don't care.

That’s a number awfully close to “just 11,780 votes” that the Trump regime could delete in one go.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.

@tizzyent.bsky.social

The Stranger@thestranger.com · 4d ago

A private investigator is trying to identify the man accused of beating a Canada goose to death at Lake Union Park. Naia Okami took the case for free after seeing a Reddit post about the attack, and she’s already used photos and matching tattoos to develop a lead on the alleged attacker.⁠

I saw that she said she would focus down ballot - I didn’t know that she wasn’t going to campaign with Talarico, though. That is disappointing, and I l Ike Crockett a lot. Dems have to get over this purity test bullshit and focus on winning nationwide. This isn’t a normal election. Grow up.

Need any help booking a flight?

Fuck Google Maps for licking Fat Donnies' ass...AGAIN. Seen here: Corrected final map.

Google is now calling Lake Ontario “Lake America.” I’m now calling Google, Gargle.

Bran muffins - baked Nine litter boxes - cleaned Outdoor plants - watered Made it before the sunrise deadline by twenty minutes. Need to stop cutting it so close.

Texans, check your voter registration.

Joseph Laycock@josephlaycock.bsky.social · 7d ago

Dallas Morning News reported that Texas has suspended 6% of registered voters without telling them Texans can use this link to check their voting status: goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/... People who have been purged can still register before October 5. Tell everyone you know.

What an embarrassment.

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With so many devastating losses this week will someone please wrap Larry @number10cat.bsky.social in bubblewrap and double the guards?

Greetings, new friends. If you are part of the Texas outreach group, you've reached my personal bsky account. Check the chat group for phone lists and updates. We're looking for #polyglots for targeted phone banking starting Labour Day. Let's Go Blue, Texas! #BlueNami #CatchTheWave

Deflecting Pool.

Mine now.

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social · 7d ago

I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets.

To all Texans. Check your voter registration here. You have until October 5th to re-register if they removed you. Please share. goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...

Bluesky: Trending - Lunar Eclipse Lights Up Night Sky Me: Weeps softly for humanity's cognitive decline.

Trump “Rancher and farmers have always been a number one priority for me. I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow farmers and ranchers the right to process their own food. This should move quickly.” What could possibly go wrong?

Hey, if you know anyone in Brooklyn, Sunset Park specifically, who recently lost a cat, I found this very personable (and LOUD) little polydactyl on 53rd and 2nd. She's unbelievably sweet. I would love to reunite her with her people

If we don’t get you with the cat or the science, we have dogs too ❤️ 🎥 Brix doing Brix things.