Dr Oz: "When you steal money from the federal government, you ought to go jail and go to jail for a long time"
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States with the lowest literacy rates shouldn’t be banning books, they should be reading them
I’m glad the President has his priorities straight.
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
They’re just showing how much suffering they can squeeze out of people who already don’t have much left. And the worst part is they’re proud of it. The cruelty isn’t a side effect - it’s the whole damn point. Read here: prospect.org/2026/07/31/t...
Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.
AI ads are helpful in the way that it tells you what cheap shit to avoid
Ai Ai Slop
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RFK Jr: Dana, you probably don't understand this because you're not a scientist BASH: Well you're not either! RFK Jr: I know you're flustered now
Too many people confuse love as the action of receiving, when in fact true love is giving #HighThoughts
You'Re Giving Contradictory Advice Korvo
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Just wanted to say “hi” to the FBI dude who is reading my posts because I’m on a government watchlist 🤗 Also fuck the government 🥰
🔥 “I’m so sick and tired of you old people not giving a shit about what we’re telling you. We don’t have a future. We’re telling you what we need and you don’t give a damn.”
It’s not hard to be a good person, I don’t get it why so many humans turn to greed.
Cat
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Absolutely love that everything needs to install unskippable updates before being able to use them these days
Shared silence is more intimate than any word #HighThoughts
Bird Scooting Over
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Who knew the death of humanity would take so long It’s supposed to be an asteroid or immediate ice age not the slow poisoning by stupidity Hollywood lied to us!
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
I know, I should shut up about @theonion.com subscriptions already but the hard copy version is just incredible
