ok—who read him The Lorax?

Hunter Walker@hunterw.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trump Launches Into Extraordinary Rant About ‘Disgusting’ Blue Cities: ‘Their Trees Are All Gross’ talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-l...

if i were democrats i would simply invest in a series of highway billboards that say “republicans want to require annual examinations of your childs genitals by a government bureaucrat”

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

oh so suddenly swarms of young people downtown are a welcome addition for the @chicagotribune.com

That'S Racist Wow

Alt: Ta Nehisi Coates saying “Well, that was racist”

static.klipy.com

Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · 4d ago

From the Editorial Board: Sparkly, semiattired Lolla kids are this weekend swarming around such oft-deserted environs as Van Buren Street, Jackson Boulevard and State Street. Welcome. Your presence and youthful energy could not be more timely.

can’t wait for the US rollout in 2299

SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19)@covid19disease.bsky.social · 4d ago

🚨 After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.

Game over.

Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Exclusive: RFK Jr. will host a new cooking show with celebrity chefs

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.

usatoday.com

it’s fine. if the bottom layer collapses in our house of cards the government will simply bail us out before we’re affected

don’t call it labiamaxxing when

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7d ago

It's cootermogging

it’s…morbin’ time?

Kayleigh Donaldson@ceilidhann.bsky.social · last wk.

Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money.

so you’re saying RFK Jr has always been juiceless (unless you count the steroids)

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social · last wk.

Every bit of this. 👇

👇👇👇

Diedrich Bader@diedrichbader.bsky.social · last wk.

By the way Mitch McConnell voted against paid leave many many times

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

*whispers* you know we can do this cultural debate about art thing all the time, right? Websites and news organizations used to have culture critics on staff whose entire job was writing about books, movies, and TV. People read them and then discussed them. We have the technology to do this again.

too bad i ate all that avocado toast…

Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · last wk.

Ken Paxton has 15 homes… FIFTEEN!

You guys. You can hold two feelings at once. An adaptation can be a good time and also Not rise to the themes of source material

Summer, Alphonse Mucha (1896) ☀️

I'd like to think that, if I was a billionaire, this is the sort of thing I'd be funding instead of, you know, racism and transphobia.

IGN@ign.com · 2w ago

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves co-director Jonathan Goldstein says the script for a sequel already exists, but he's not expecting it to see the light of day any time soon. https://bit.ly/4bIsrNA #SDCC

i saw a fashion influencer recommend the brunello cucinelli denim jacket, saying "it's expensive but it'll last you for life." i checked and it is eight thousand dollars.

had the kind of night where, had you told my 20-year-old self what she could look forward to, she wouldn’t believe it, and i think that’s one of more important markers of one wild and precious life

Child support

barnabus@othersome.bsky.social · 2w ago

being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up.

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

i simply can’t imagine living a life so small that i wouldn’t understand the appeal of growing your own tomatoes.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w ago

Another odd moment occurred when Musk insisted that work in the future would be "optional" because robots would do everything. Musk said people might still work in the future but compared it to people who grow their own backyard tomatoes. He said they could just go to the store for better tomatoes.

"This doesn't help your cause" by Person Who Fucking Hates Your Cause And You And Jimothy Too

Well you see there's this movie called "The Mummy"...

Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w ago

How does one become indoctrinated into bisexuality?

This is not how science works AT ALL.

Odysseus if he was a Very Good Boy

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 2w ago

You'll not convince me this isn't the historically accurate Odysseus.