Oh dear friends, I can't continue this. Arthur Askey's just been shot. 'C’n’C-Hassle Schmuck,' 1993 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨@agnes-guano.bsky.social · 15h ago
Maybe he just got lost. Often the way when you’re going somewhere for the first time.
News Justin: REVEALED- Backup Plan If Clacton MP Grift Doesn't Work Out www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Karoline Leavitt’s resignation left Trump flat-footed with no replacement: official
White House press briefings will be given by top officials — as they had been intermittently during Leavitt’s maternity leave — but names are being bandied about for a down-the-line permanent replacem...
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News Justin: Latest UK PM Understands Capitalism
As someone so aptly wrote: “One is a soulless, foreign-made device, sold by one shady businessman to another. The other is a robot.”
"I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory... and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies"
All the brutish laughs from the flat and the wild dog downstairs 'Leave the Capitol,' Slates, 1981 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Thousands of Canadians call for US ambassador's expulsion
An online petition accusing Pete Hoekstra of diplomatic interference in Canadian domestic affairs has garnered more than 60,000 signatures.
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The credible threat was coming from outside the count.
He had a Kingdom Of Evil book under a German history book. He was contrived like that. 'Garden,' Perverted by Language, 1983 #FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong www.ynetnews.com/article/h1kq...
Netanyahu mocks UK as ‘Islamic Republic of Britain’ in podcast remarks
Speaking on a podcast, the prime minister mocked Britain’s political climate and invoked a past warning attributed to JD Vance, saying Israel is working to ensure Iran does not become another nuclear-...
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Ok On the stage I can see a bin, 3 loonies But no chicken
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
Criminal slumlord Jared Kushner’s corrupt $5B resort plan in Albania has all but effectively collapsed after the country froze all of his assets that are tied with his money laundering project. Good. Well done to the Albanian people who refused to see this happen.
People of Clacton, there you go. He can't even be arsed to show up to the count. Fucking mugs.
Well done to the people of Clacton for resoundingly supporting the joke candidate. And commiserations to Count Binface.
Apparently £5million can’t buy you enough security to protect you from an imaginary threat.
Life in the 21st century is like arriving at a party too late: All the cool, interesting people left hours ago, and the handful of hammered stragglers are taking turns to see what happens when they insert their hands into a whizzing food blender, even though the first idiot to try it lost 2 fingers.
Of course, the most popular song on Frampton Comes Alive was the one where he praised his girlfriend's cheese.
Good luck to everyone getting their A levels today and remember, if you don’t get the grades you’d hoped for, all is not lost. For example, Prince Edward got a C and 2 Ds and was immediately accepted by Cambridge University.
Your mystic jumpsuits cannot hide your competitive plagiarism 'Idiot Joy Showland,' Shift-Work, 1991 #ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘Nightmare fodder’: Roku’s AI slop channel is even worse than expected
Fairground TV is a 24/7 channel devoted to low-quality AI content for viewers sick of watching real people move in ways that won’t haunt you
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