New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors https://theonion.com/new-ted-lasso-season-aims-to-teach-viewers-about-shapes-colors/

If you tell a man to shave his body hair you are doing the work of the Devil and you are going to hell. shaving below the neck is NOT in the bible!

This August, our newsroom is tripling our reporting capacity — and deepening our politics coverage. Today's news: Alex Koma (@alexkoma.bsky.social) is joining our team later this month. More about Alex's work — and the reporting he's excited to dig into as part of our team:

Alex Koma joins The 51st as a Senior Reporter

The 51st is tripling our reporting capacity and deepening our political coverage.

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If progressives lose, it’s bad for progressives. If progressives win, though, it’s also bad for progressives. Gotta love narrative setting.

Politico@politico.com · 23h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

realizing i use bsky so much bc it’s the last platform left that AI ads haven’t infected from the ground up

People could’ve been helped with that money. For many ppl receiving even a fraction of that money could have been life changing. “corporate dems” is not only bc of their devotion to corporate interests, but also bc they run the party like a (bad) business w/no interest in actually providing aid

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · yesterday

Unfathomable

Today is National Underwear Day.

NEW: Voters have rejected Republicans' scheme to unseat the Kansas Supreme Court's Dem-appointed majority and overturn abortion rights. Amendment 1 would have let the GOP replace the system of a nominating commission, gubernatorial appointment, and retention elections with direct partisan elections

"This is why I hated my first two weeks at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks: No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed them. Oh, I showed them all."

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · yesterday

He has no issue with Cunningham making a spectacle out of it but Reeves commenting on it is too far. He’s the dumbest man on the planet.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · yesterday

Did we ever find out if the A is for Asshole?

The girls are fighting!

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · yesterday

“.. During the meeting, Ms. Pirro, her voice raised at times, directly confronted Mr. Burgum, accusing him of misleading the president. She made the case that Mr. Burgum had promoted a self-serving cover story to conceal his own missteps.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/u...

idgaf if saying it makes me a lib: if you have time to bitch on the internet you have time to vote in the primaries!

Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · yesterday

ELECTION NIGHT: State and federal primaries in five states from coast to coast. Polls close at: 7:00 eastern - Virginia 8:00 eastern - Missouri 9:00 eastern - Kansas, Michigan, Iowa 11:00 eastern - Washington

Oh Mary cast reveals have the same energy as Smash Bros newcomers

a debilitating findom addiction is still less humiliating than listening to tate mcrae

Seven deaths over a couple weeks was enough to have virtually every product sealed for safety but asking people to have any patience whatsoever behind the wheel is too much an ask over a half millions deaths.

David Zipper@davidzipper.bsky.social · 2d ago

​New research shows that the US has been a global laggard curbing crash deaths. If the US had merely matched improvements in 14 peer nations, 500,000+ lives would have been saved from 2000-24. doi.org/10.1080/1538...

Virginia Tech, Soil Judging World Champs

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 2d ago

The 2025-2026 Non-NCAA National Championships (Part 2) presented by the Sickos Committee! Check out all the Non-NCAA Champions from the past year! Also if you know of more let us know below with links so we can make more graphics! More parts to come!

BOWEN YANG IS THE NEXT MARY TODD LINCOLN

All this imagined persecution and not a word about the actually existing camps where people are dying for the crime of speaking too much Spanish

Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social · 2d ago

These guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.

"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.

new personality dropped

Why would the good people of Wisconsin want to buy data centers from an Albanian

Jessy Edwards@jessyedwards.bsky.social · 3d ago

A video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.

The white noise of a whirring CPAP machine

pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇@descovyschild.slut.dog · 3d ago

what’s this country’s national anthem ?

remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

Damn... 300% higher yields for peppers 200% for tomatoes. 65% lower water use for jalapenos. #agsky #agrivoltaics ,🌱🌞🔌..

hoergen@hoergen.bsky.social · 4d ago

*American farmers slid solar panels over 62,000 acres of farmland, and the biggest payoff had almost nothing to do with electricity* #Erneuerbare #Renewable #Solar #Photovoltaik energiesmedia.com/solar-panels…

Windows XP

People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit