1 "stick" .... Many tools...

Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?

CBS News@cbsnews.com · 2w ago

ChatGPT now has a space for sharing medical records. Should you?

Bin for the win.

Only someone with a heart of stone wouldn't laugh at the demise of Jenrick's political gambit... playing out here in real time

Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social · 4w ago

Robert Jenrick has a meltdown on #C4News He refuses to accept that there are parliamentary rules that Nigel Farage may have broken And insists the only people who can judge Nigel Farage are the people of Clacton 😅 - Whatever you do, please don't share this humiliating clip

So, a joke MP with 5 houses bought for cash, links to criminality and a £5Mill ‘gift’ in his bank… is so enraged at being held to account… that he resigns from the MP role he never did anyway…and demands a “people v the establishment” by-election to vote him back in. What an insufferable wanker.

Trump told you he’d run America like a business. He is. It’s called asset stripping. You go in, sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, & walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag. Venture capitalist politics. Cartoon by Jorge Gonzalez

July 4, 1776: "A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." ~ United States Declaration of Independence

Musk is a dangerous parasite.

Rib bone out in the garden... Go on then. 2nd time he's had one but this time he knows what to do without instructions from his brother and sister

4 weeks after being rehomed with us... Several toys and innocent pieces of paper, plastic, card etc were destroyed in the creation of this 30 seconds of peaceful behaviour lol

“Let those who have weapons lay them down. Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace. Not a peace pursued by force, but through dialogue. Not with the desire to dominate the other, but to encounter them.” — Pope Leo XIV

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Royal Mail worked until it was deliberately broken. The way governments privatise is to first deliberately underfund and break a service and then say “Hey, it’s broken. We need to privatise.” It's been done with our NHS, water, the raliways...

@kaizhen.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Privatization is a two-way street. In a private market, if you dont like your post, you can use a different post. We have different posts from which we csn choose for better service at competitive prices.... right?

Nice of the BBC to devote the entirety of its Radio 4 pm news programme so far to agonising over one missing American pilot in Iran, not the almost 2,000 dead Iranians. #BBC #Iran

Profoundly influential and we were there as babies opening for them in the early 80’s, Go4 return with this banger 💪✊👊

R.E.M.@remhq.bsky.social · 4mo ago

R.E.M. love Gang of 4 @michaelstipe.bsky.social

Dogs are pricks. Nobody can say I haven't done my research. Here are my findings.

Russ Jones@russincheshire.bsky.social · 2y ago

Because some damn fool asked, here's a thread about Baxter. This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life. Look at him. Absolutely irresistible. And that's how they get you, the utter bastards

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I see they are going down the tangerine trail. What next? Loads of "Fake news", "rigged election" and "thank you for your attention to this matter" drivel while they sit in their own faeces working out how they can make money out of the poor saps that believe their bollox?

Otto English@ottoenglish.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Such a charming and graceful man. What dignity.

“Losing My Religion”was released 35 years ago today. The lead single from Out Of Time earned multiple GRAMMY Awards, topped charts worldwide, and helped redefine what alternative rock could sound like on mainstream radio. More here: i.craftrecordings.com/rem-outoftime

If any of you want these recipes, they are here alomshaha.com/wp-content/u...

Dan Lockton@handle.invalid · 6mo ago

Just wanted to say thank you Alom for these recipes—tried the two dals, both very good but also excellent instructions!

Raise your hand if you know in your bones 100% that trump is having his goons plant fake data in the election files he just confiscated in Georgia🤚

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Everything is awful but the creativity behind some of these handmade posters gives me a glimmer of hope in humanity.

The UK needs #DigitalSovereignty. This means running our services and critical infrastructure on homegrown open source tech that's beyond the reach of foreign political interference, whether it's the US, China or Israel. We urge you to support the Early Day Motion tabled by @sianberry.bsky.social.

🚨Now closing on 93,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party

When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...

petition.parliament.uk

Reform told you reducing council tax was easy. They just had to slash Woke policies, and a billion or two would be saved. They wouldn't even need to close care services. They promise you that. And then every single Reform-led council cut care services and increased council tax.