LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
PaxtonPullman
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Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.
Cleaning up around the house and I found David Ellison's eyebrows under my couch. My bad.
Paused the looney tunes movie trailer just in time to see John Cena's goon face
Grand Theft Auto 6 will require your character to jiggle a mouse every ten minutes to make it look like he's actually working.
I don't want to brag, but in 2001 I had a Fight Club poster *and* a Bob Marley poster in my dorm.
News and Coffee@newsandcoffee.bsky.social · 6d agodon't they move out in like 8 months to a new space?
Damn. I absolutely love ZZ Top. My friends are supposed to open for them a few times this month.
Mark Yarm@markyarm.bsky.social · 7d agoRIP, Frank Beard of ZZ Top.
instead of thirsting over Nancy Mace (????) I offer an alternative
I like tattoos. I have plenty of them. I'm glad they're more socially acceptable but that has swung way too far. Republican politicians and/or cops and/or megachurch pastors shouldn't have tattoos.
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · last wk.somehow this is real
The person I'm replying to is a fucking asshole and if you agree, I kindly suggest you suck shit out of a dead raccoon's asshole. For fucks sake.
PaxtonPullman@paxtonpullman.bsky.social · last wk.I just got back from dropping hundreds of dollars worth of donations of diapers, clothing, and food to my neighborhood's popup shelter. I'm angrier than before about your foolish and sanctimonious comments. Who do you think you are? What are you proving? Have the life you deserve. Ghoulish.
Since becoming a dad, I can't stomach grisly movies like I used to but this one is a banger.
Matt McDaniel@themattmcd.bsky.social · last wk.The first onscreen appearance of Hannibal Lecter (or Lecktor as it were) in Micheal Mann's MANHUNTER opened on this day in 1986. Celebrate the 40th anniversary by streaming it for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/movies/66...
When the HVAC technician says my pets are the sweetest pets she has ever met
Bill Withers: Iconic 'I Know' Moment
Alt: Bill Withers singing with the words I Know repeating
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I shat on Mr. Tumnus' grave. Stupid hairy jerkoff knows exactly what he did. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
I got an 85" 4k TV on clearance and it's a glorious monstrosity. Absolutely vulgar in its size. Watching Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and boy can you see Tarantino's love of feet in this bad boy.
The Original All In at Now Arena Hoffman Estates, IL (retroactively counts as AEW) Dynamite x3 at Farmers Coliseum in Indy, IN Forbidden Door at United Center in Chicago, IL Dynamite at University of Dayton, OH Revolution at Greensboro Coliseum, NC Going to Fishers, IN in a couple months
AEW Fan Hub@aewfanhub.bsky.social · 2w agoAlso, as a bonus question, how many different venues have you seen AEW in? #aewfanhub #aew #wrestlesky #prowrestling
Shout-out to Bobby Goodman, a kid who was absent from 6th grade for a couple of days and when he returned he said "I stayed home because I had to beat the mummy from Shaq Fu."
Worst Games Ever@worstgamesinc.bsky.social · 2w agoNEW EPISODE ALERT! Worst Games Ever - Shaq Fu He's trained in the ways of basketball, shilling for pizzas, AND Shaq Fu. Unfortunately for Shaquille O'Neal, he's only good at two of these things. LINK: youtu.be/GIdzA8mxQQw
Samoa Joe "I’ve had enough, I’m done with this, it’s time for you to die now” green screen
"You there, boy! What day is it?" "Why, it's the Dave Matthews Band Dumped Turds On a Boat Full of Tourists In The Chicago River Day, sir!" "Then it's not too late! Take this money and go to the tour bus and get the largest turd they have!" "The one as big as me, sir!?!"
Dave Matthews Dancing
Alt: Dave Matthews Dancing
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Astronaut shoes, worn once, in Mars
Gore Vidal Sassoon@jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 3w ago‘Crab Rangoon, things of that nature’
I have poison ivy on my neck and face. My face is swollen and I kind of look like the nun mask from The Town (an absolutely bitchin' movie, by the way) Thankfully I'm seeing a doctor in a few minutes because I'm miserable.
