The only thing I remember is the oral surgeon giving aftercare instructions to my wife with the preface "I'm telling you because he's not going to remember this" and thinking "Hey! Screw you! I'm gonna remember!" but actually that's all I remember.
I'm 52 and I just got my sole wisdom tooth removed. I'm sitting here chomping down on gauze waiting for the numbing to wear off and I want to hear your weird wisdom tooth stories.