A rock in a band
@pebble.bsky.social
I hate computers Sand Francisco They/them I guess, generally queer An asshole with an iPhone Pfp: @repoghost.bsky.social That post was probably song lyrics
KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.
Gonna post about this tomorrow too, but my entire Bandcamp catalog is 90% off from now through Bandcamp Friday (August 7th). Click on any release and look for the full digital discography download link. redmeansrecording.bandcamp.com
Never mind the AI tagline, I have never nodded this much while reading a game dev article. So many great quotes about the real reasons for project time and cost bloat that I don’t even know which one to post here. Just read the whole thing.
Brie@briechindeyerle.bsky.social · 2d agoLouder for people in the back, "Art has throughput and quality bars. Engineering has velocity, defect rates, build health. QA has coverage and escape rates. Production has burndowns and forecasts... The decision layer has status updates." www.productionalchemist.com/p/inever-see...
Never trusting fitness influencers again. I bought some creatine and my leg hasn’t worked right since (I fell down the stairs while going to the store to buy it)
God gives his squeakiest of shoes to his quietest of walkers
an 'atm machine' is the exact opposite of a time machine
the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 💀
Gamers only want one thing, and that is to build a farm to produce grain, then a mill to produce flour, then a bakery to produce bread, and then a marketplace to distribute it to the people
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
Clipper card getting marked blocked because autofill hit my changed credit card number and now I have to do transit crimes to get to work until they unfuck my card
i think being locked in segufix for a while with a VR headset playing hypno vids would fix me
"You've been so misbehaved, little cuck. As punishment you're going to have to have sex with your wife!'
whatever you do, NEVER leave a message on a former Odd Future member's voicemail. you hear that beep and you HANG UP. they Will sample that shit.
