OK, so Episode 1 of Ted Lasso is just Sudekis using his clout to do some PR for Kansas City. I can respect that, but… kind of an aimless episode of TV.
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IT guy, Yinzer, dad to dogs and humans, gamer, though I’ve always liked Star Trek’s “ugly bag of mostly water”.
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
When she realized there were only six people "speaking their truth" at the protest, she must've realized she wasn't gonna get Riley Gaines grifter money.
jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 13h agosophie cunningham just wants to go back to doing sports, guys
Brandon Aiyuk gonna plant a bomb in his car
Matt Lombardo@mattlombardo.bsky.social · 12h agoCommanders are signing WR Stefon Diggs, according to Adam Schefter, it’s a one-year deal worth up to $12M. Solid signing for Washington, Diggs showed he can still be prolific, and he adds a veteran presence opposite Terry McLaurin on a young WR corps. Diggs’ 4.3 YAC ranked 33rd in the NFL in 2025.
Dear Universe: please let the Saudi/Kushner shit-weasels only care about sports games and Battlefield and cut Bioware loose because it's too woke before the next Mass Effect game is ready.
SPOILER ALERT: that is, in fact, all they've got.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h agoEl-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"
If you show up to Bluesky without following anyone, you'll be treated to a series of posts about art, music, and dogs. If you show up to X without following anyone, you'll be bombarded with right-wing conspiracies and white supremacist slop. It's weird which one is seen as a "political bubble"
Cookie Monster had Boog DYING when he answered who is favorite Cub is (PCA)
senator, that was a video of Aaron Rodgers’ first Jets game
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRon Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
Trails In The Sky 2nd Chapter vs. Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave was going to be a tough call. WAS.
Marth walked so she could mag dump 🙏🏻
jake balatro@baronduki.bsky.social · 2d agoBuy Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave or else
I know everyone thought we'd hear something today, but think of the pop Mitch McConnell is gonna get when he shows up at Money In The Bank.
“Shut Up And Dribble” (unless you’re a white lady we had assumed agrees with our politics)
Berny Belvedere@bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 2d agoThe “get politics out of sports” crowd is sure having a normal one
He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Dear Universe: conspire to break this fucker’s leg before November 1st, and I will buy an Allar or Howard jersey, whichever one’s the starter. Maybe both if I need to sweeten the deal. (Mson Rudolph appeared at a Trump rally, so… offer does not apply in his case.)
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
you can buy stately Wayne Manor from the Batman TV show for the low low price of 32 million www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
PSA: scented trash bags sound like a great idea until you leave a Costco 200-pack of them in the trunk of your car on a 90-degree day. 🤢
Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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I mean… they spun this site up within WEEKS of Elon buying Twitter and welcoming all the white supremacists back, but I’m sure that was just a coincidence.
The Verge@theverge.com · 3d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 3d agoWhat sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
I think I just manifested a Luke Weaver deal into existence through the power of GIFs.
On a busy trade deadline day, we go live to Ben Cherrington's office...
George Costanza's Stealthy Desk Nap
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I realize searching for a coherent point in here is a fool's errand, but who was supposed to "do a minute on Fauci"? ESPN? Can we just fast-forward to 2027 so I don't have to look at this halfwit any longer?
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
Combining Arby’s horsey sauce with Guy Fieri’s donkey sauce to create mule sauce
You’d have to be good buddies with a few cops… maybe even a police CHIEF… for accusations like these to be swept under the rug. You might even have to buy a few of them tickets to a sporting event. THINK ABOUT THAT.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 4d agoRep. Max Miller: "These are incredibly serious criminal accusations. If these accusations were true, I would be in jail — I would be. My former wife would not have been offering to cook me dinner and inviting me to playgrounds. Think about that."
If I'm abusing my wife, why am I sternly and coldly intimidating you with my 'always about to scream at a woman' affect?
I think the owners are more at fault than the players in the current labor dispute, but “any outcome other than the Dodgers winning the WS vindicates the current competitive environment” is some paste-eating bullshit as well. Dodgers are welcome to fuck off and play the Savannah Bananas 162 times.
CM Punk's North Stars inspired gear is designed specifically to make me pop for it