Philby Bear

@philbybear.bsky.social

A game master, voracious bookworm and cinephile, a tired socialist and a manic depressive chocolate salesperson from Montreal. They/them. 34.

Last night I went to see Speed Racer on IMAX with my kid. A word of advice: Should the opportunity ever present itself again, *see Speed Racer on IMAX with your kid.* I will treasure them visibly loving something I love that much forever.

... one other mechanic I'm not quite vibing with, and that's the map. The map shifts position relative to your current perspective (i.e. if you're upside down, sideways, etc). It's, uh, hell on ADHD and astigmatism, gang.

Philby Bear@philbybear.bsky.social · 3h ago

The traversal's pretty fun. Once you get the hang of it, you can zip across stages with high velocity freedom. ... Not a fan of your only attack mechanic, though. A painfully slow, short range, wind-up energy DBZ hand blast.

... hmm... Last night, I started a new indie game, "Dandara," a Metroidvania that... sort of plays like a 2D Gravity Rush? Its big mechanical hook, you see, is that you can't run or jump. Rather, you fling yourself bodily at any surface that'll support you, like Spider-Man.

Poster for the game Dandara, depicting its heroine in stylish free fall. A boss fight with an angry purple head. A moody platforming environment.A more hostile platforming environment.

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

extremely hilarious connection i just made: the song that plays in Schrader's Mishima: A Life in 4 Chapters as Yukio Mishima disembowels himself is the exact same song used for the end of The Truman Show. it could not be used in any more different a context in both films

Sidebar, we need to have a serious conversation about how the Bush Administration years tainted the zombie genre if we keep having takes like this pop up, from casual horror fans to outright non-horror people, every few months.

Philby Bear@philbybear.bsky.social · 4h ago

I have been shown maybe one of the most ignorant takes on the zombie genre I've ever seen and I'm... I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. Some people, I swear, their knowledge of zombie fiction begins and ends at The Walking Dead.

I have been shown maybe one of the most ignorant takes on the zombie genre I've ever seen and I'm... I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. Some people, I swear, their knowledge of zombie fiction begins and ends at The Walking Dead.

"I need to save, I need to save for Bowie's neutering later this month-" Local bookstore: "Hey, we're selling a whole slate of books at 90% off! You could get a dozen books for $48!" Me: "..."

And I say this knowing, in my own circle of friends, by virtue of being the most extraverted person, that tends to be *me.* You always need to be aware of the dynamics in any social group and they can be easily abused under the right conditions:

Philby Bear@philbybear.bsky.social · 6h ago

Even your own friend group! If you unconsciously allow the most charismatic person in that group to take charge, you might be more vulnerable to cult bullshit than you think!

… now, additional caveat: while I do sympathize with the impulse to find something of value in art that‘s overwhelmingly despised… … it’s much stranger to run defence for multimillion dollar franchise entries than, say, if you were championing true schlock.

Philby Bear@philbybear.bsky.social · 7h ago

… but does that necessarily make them, uh, watchable? Does a socialist interpretation make Attack of the Clones any less of a slog, the ”MARTHAAAAAA!” exchange any less dumb?

or maybe even low budget genre cinema, I don't know. I don't see the point in looking at a movie made to sell action figures (which Attack of the Clones 100% is) and saying, "Well, when I make THIS action figure quote The Conquest of Bread..."

I am banning SFF writers from writing panic attack scenes. None of you write them well and all of you are writing them the same way. Stop it. I am sick to death of seeing the same scene over and over again in so much literature.