Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Whisperin’ Bob Chuckle Snr
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🎶Ah woke up this mornin’!!!
Check out the fandan trying to get a photo
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2h agoMeanwhile, in Gatlinburg… 😬 🐻
Guys, you ever defend your mate against charges of being an abusive nonce by generating an AI image of him in heaven surrounded by fawning, buxom young women?
I thought Americans were supposed to be big tough guys. In reality they’re wife beating child rape apologists. They might be worse than the Russians as they attempt to appear like decent folk. Cunts
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRAJU: Sen. Moreno is calling for Max Miller to resign. Do you side w/Moreno? THUNE: It's a family matter &, um, I don't have any observations beyond that Q: If a member of Congress is facing domestic abuse allegations, should they continue to serve? T: It's a House matter. It's a family issue too
Charlie Brooker on Jamie Oliver “Jamie Oliver wears a gummy, open-mouthed grin, like a drunk who's kicked his own teeth out “
Frankie Boyle's description of Richard Branson as a "sun-dried Bee Gee" or Charlie Brooker saying that Alan Sugar looked like "a dog's testicle balanced on top of a Mark's and Spencer suit".
My favourite is David Quantick describing Nick Griffin as looking like ‘a cunt’s butler’.
What’s your favourite description of a famous person? I like Alan Partridge on Gary Barlow who described him as a “Wide hipped wealth enthusiast”
🔥 Here's Whitehouse's entire remarkable speech opposing Blanche: "What's left of this committee when we don't demand straight answers? How many times has DOJ been asked what became of the $50k that the FBI reported it handed to Homan? ... our R colleagues see no evil, hear no evil, & speak no evil."
Whitehouse on Blanche: "Today is a sad and embarrassing day"
YouTube video by Aaron Rupar
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It’s cheese on toast Tuesday thankfully. I’m going to go nuts and hopefully have a massive cheese-induced heart attack. God bless
Todd Blanche pledges to work to introduce a federal abortion ban that will supersede any state law permitting abortions... Any senator voting for him is supporting this. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
Blanche assures anti-abortion supporters that Dobbs will be ‘permanent in every single state’
The acting attorney general made the remarks during a private call with faith leaders.
politico.com
Mother India is literally 2 blocks away you fucking vegetable. They even give you menus which don’t have food splattered on them. Mr.Singh’s is for Rangers’ fans. Glasgow Indian restaurant apologises after backlash from Commonwealth Games athlete www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
Glasgow Indian restaurant apologises after backlash from Commonwealth Games athlete
Indian boxer Lovlina Borgohain raised the issue after discovering Mister Singh's logo depicted an incorrect map of the country.
glasgowlive.co.uk
LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children.
Never knew Taylor Swift was a satirist.
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 2d agoFraser Nelson reckons Rod Liddle was “the greatest satirist since Swift” while Michael Gove is comparing him to not just Swift but Orwell. Amazing the comparisons you can get if you’ll pump out exactly the racist opinions even they are too squeamish to commit to print.
Had to guffaw at the bit about the card from him and the dug, Tina. Son who kept mum's body in freezer for years collected £78k of her benefits www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Christopher Phillips kept mum's body in dining room freezer in Porthcawl for years 'couldn't let her go'
Christopher Phillips’ mother, Sylvia, had yellow and pink roses and a birthday card placed on her body.
bbc.co.uk
Ooo ooo ooo ooo-Aaa aa aa aaa! Wish he was on here
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon https://theonion.com/trump-baselessly-claims-he-is-viral-40-pound-tabby-cat-named-daddy-cinnamon/
Still trying to get over Starfish Hitler
