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@plutoh.bsky.social
you have to be cringe in order to be loved professionally graded “tremendous capacity for suffering”
@faucius.bsky.social yo a million years ago you sold a really dope zip-up hoodie. An ex stole mine and I’ve wanted one back ever since. Is there any chance they’re for sale still or you still have the logo on the back anywhere I could have printed on a sweater?
guy who needs a nap and a hot dog sooooooooo bad: maybe the suffering is the point
the only thing that can stop a bad machine god with a gun is a good machine god with a gun. that’s why here at BlorboAI we’re training our LLM on specifically history’s most ruthless and wicked leaders, moderated by a team of remorseless contract killers and. we think we’re the good guys!
my wonderful friend @scarizard.bsky.social helped push this pet into the newest wow patch. this is my girl, Zoya, now immortal and with me forever as long as the servers are live.
sometimes video autoplay means you hear a noise you don't like and sometimes you see a guy probably die. is this good for the soul? who is to say
bluesky is it a moral failing to get a mouse in your apartment? it’s thunderstormy and colder than usual blah blah blah. i feel like i must be a huge piece of shit with an awful dirty apartment. should i go easy on myself or not, be honest.
If you can clock who this is meant to be instantly you are on the computer the perfect amount. You’re doing find don’t even worry about it.
Rob Wesley@eastwes.bsky.social · last yr.'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Locus Magazine@locusmag.bsky.social · last yr.🌟 Make sure you get in your votes in! Our annual poll/reader survey decides the Locus Awards winners! poll.voting.locusmag...
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:
onion person@junlper.beer · 2y agoit’s early but my prediction is that stephen a smith will be president in 2029
Doomerism is chickenshit. an embarrassment to every ape that threw a rock at a bear to protect the tribe. if you actually believe this doomer shit what are you posting for? it's chickenshit and i will have no truck with it. you had something better to do with your life than make the world better?
