November Kelly

@postoctobrist.bsky.social

podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold

In January of next year I’m doing one of the funniest things I have ever done: a larp where I’m playing a comedy radio presenter at the end of the world. If you want to listen to that as it happens or do some audience interaction you can sign up as a listener here:

In January of next year I’m doing one of the funniest things I have ever done: a larp where I’m playing a comedy radio presenter at the end of the world. If you want to listen to that as it happens or do some audience interaction you can sign up as a listener here:

*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu

dank serpico@abh93.bsky.social · last wk.

*standing up on the plane* okay i'm gonna read "america" by allen ginsberg. don't worry i'm not gonna do the n word part. okay. america i've given you all and now i'm nothing. america two dollars and twentyseven cents january 17, 1956. i can't stand my own mind. america when will we end the hu

remember when we all got very bluesky-excited about the schismatic consecrations a month or so ago? it happened again on Saturday in Orkney, of all places. did you know there was an entire traditionalist catholic monastery on a tiny island in Orkney and it's less than 30 years old?

BildBild

Although I can't help but feel butting the judge as soon as he entered the ring - as one beast did - has got to be worth at least a couple of points. Sadly we missed the "most evil sheep" category this time. We did get to see a Lincoln Longwool have explosive hiccups though.

A dreadlocked Lincoln Longwool sheep throwing a tantrum. Wool is flying everywhere - it basically looks like a very angry mop.