Anyway here are two bunnies who definitely did not cause a loud crash right as their mom went live on the radio
FreeBard42 🏴 🏳️⚧️ 🎭
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Social Justice Bard, Jack of All Trades aka AuDHD creative, always know where my towel is, everything else a mystery. He/She/They/Fey because I lost an argument w/myself. 🏴 🏳️⚧️ https://allmylinks.com/freebard42
If your dog barks at nothing in the middle of the night, don't yell at him. He’s just guarding the house against ghost mailmen, and frankly, doing a great job.
if i see another book called “A [Noun] of [Noun] and [Nouns]” i’m going to scream, it’s spread to non-fiction now, this is getting embarrassing
Remembering the legendary & incomparable Louis Armstrong, Grammy-winning jazz trumpeter and singer on his 125th birthday. He was #BOTD on 8/4/1901 and passed away at 69 on 7/6/1971.
throwback to that time amazon's twitter account declared a united ireland
Mom Trying Something Called ‘The Serial Killer’s Diet’ https://theonion.com/mom-trying-something-called-the-serial-killers-diet/
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die
Heat Safety Experts Advise Americans To Seek Privilege https://theonion.com/heat-safety-experts-advise-americans-to-seek-privilege-1850623871/
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Met this lovely lady at the weekend. She asked me if I had any pets. “Yes. A goldfish.” I replied. “Any hobbies?” She asked. “He likes swimming..”
Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷♀️
new EPISODE about a MINOR CONSTRUCTION DEFECT that would be EASY TO OVERLOOK
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
bsky really needs to fix their shit before adding features nobody wants
I think people who find out truly horrible shit about a politician but doesn't tell anyone so they can hold out for a book deal are shitty humans.
when ur cat bites u they call it a love bite cuz they love to bite u
there are a lot of trans girl out there who act like being "clocky" is a crime and that shit better stop, like, last week. if i catch one more girlie using "agp" as an insult i stg
Kirsten Dunst hasn't gone without recognition, but I still think she's under-appreciated for her skill at playing characters who are truly, deeply, spiritually Done With This Shit, with "this shit" usually being "men".
Waking up to Sharia Law in NYC is crazy. Knicks won, crime is down, 2,000 toddlers are going to school for free, parents got “date night” with nyc babysitters, they’re building housing on city land, small businesses are saving money and selling ice cream. Its sunny out i should go get one.
