we went through our twitter and screenshotted some of the bangers we have posted. like when we found atheist batman (the username was not a bit)

my favourite episode of seinfeld is when jerry unhinges his jaw and devours george in one bite

we were at the chemist yesterday and it felt like we were in the set dressing for a climate apocalypse movie. top reports were labor going hard on cutting immigration and the inevitability of the continuation of oil wars. can we have some decades where weeks happen please

60s music scientists are researching the yet-unknown potential of "atheist mrs robinson"

to the tune of simon and garfunkel "el condor pasa (if i could)": i'd rather jerk a guy off with my feet yes i would if i only could i surely would

at first glance, you'd think that of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, the latter would be the dominant force in the band because he has a protagonist-ass name. and yet,

what if it was the buhonic plague and it made you into an owl

I work for every advertising company in Australia. I'm in my late thirties or early forties and that terrifies me to my core. I wear RM Williams to my office in Ultimo. My new pitch is taking the song "Im On A Boat" by the Lonely Island from 20 years ago and making it about whatever the client sells

do you think james murphy was including mexico when he wrote north american scum

breaking: vore stocks spike after metroid ravenous trailer

#nintendodirect

watching the zelda direct and pointing at the great deku tree: "that's tung tung sahur". is this anything

"discover feed" what am i, a bird

shortly after posting this, eric lipton was neutralised by openai's autonomous killbots (pictured below)

Eric Lipton NYT@ericlipton.nytimes.com · 2w ago

OpenAI’s top scientist, in a blog post on Sunday, warns that artificial intelligence is evolving so rapidly that it is becoming increasingly difficult for humans to understand and control it. Here is the post: openai.com/index/an-ali... And a couple of small excerpts--clear warnings.

when we were in primary school we remember seeing a reminder near the first aid cabinet that one of our classmates was "allergic to bee bites" and it always made us laugh. bee bites

bites you bites you bites you !!

Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.

@jaywallace1.bsky.social · 2y ago

To test the three minute upload time, I was going to post the wigan kebab video but it is 14 seconds too long. So have this weirdness from Tumblr.

Commission for @hang13.bsky.social ~

is that good

ground control to major tom you left your Civic's headlights on the battery's flat and your stereo is gone

anyone else in naarm/melbourne getting hit rly hard by hay fever today and yesterday? it's knocking me around pretty badly

shiny chariot

i remember hearing once about an ESL speaker trying to say his wife couldn't have kids. he came up with "unbearable," "inconceivable," and "impregnable," which all sound like they should mean infertile but don't

Devourer@devourer.bsky.social · 3w ago

At least offer me dinner, chinese plug&play

Hey! We finished this the other day! It's technically Wakkomix 35, but we're sick of that naming convention so this one has a proper title! It's the most autobiographical thing we've done so far, which seems weird given it's full of other people's music. But it's fun! soundcloud.com/beedog-volca...

elljay orgone - then one day our head exploded

Is it the final Wakkomix? Is it the first Elljay Orgone mix? Does it matter? It's fun! Throw it on at a party, on a long drive, or during a workout. It'll give you a nice little boost. stereo mc's -

soundcloud.com

make a band bigger: West Midlands, New Motorway

Aoife Rowan 🏳️‍⚧️@mckechnie.info · 4w ago

make a band bigger: Network of a Down

Argonian cop named Turns-Off-Bodycam

guaraná antarctica quickly becoming one of our favourite sodas to sometimes get when we see it, up there with sangaria melon ramune

Million-Dollar T-Shirt Idea: I Discovered My Specific Place on the Asexual Spectrum at CAMP MIASMA

i sucked the sheriff but i didnt jerk the deputy