Dustin

@probablydustin.bsky.social

A vast array of increasingly-dated pop culture references and unimpressive trivia made manifest in human form. Data analyst, arts enthusiast, and #Crew96 fan.

Me, at my U12 practice: “Hey [player]! You remind me of an Arthur Miller play because you’ve been selling all practice and you totally just died.” This is why there’s no soccer pipeline for national players. Coaches like me.

Blue Bottle Games, as a policy, does not use generative AI. It's something we've discussed as a team, weighing the pros and cons, and ultimately, we decided it was not for us. Recently, while chatting with a colleague, she mentioned it was useful hearing our reasoning. So: Sharing time! 1/12

England: “Surely the bunkering strategy that didn’t work while up by one goal will succeed this time. We gave up two goals then and now we have a four goal advantage. It’s a sound tactic.”

Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."

"Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting. King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!" _History of the World: Part I_ may not be one of the Mel Brooks heavy hitters, but it really has some gems.

Really sad to see this World Cup run essentially play out like everything else these days: gone from realistic expectations to overhype and bravado and then ultimately ending in a series of embarrassing self owns on a huge global stage.

Never in like a bajillion years did I think that England would play Mexico IN Mexico and win, let alone playing a man down for a third of the match. Absolutely wild. I actually feel bad for you, Mexico fans. This must feel soul crushing.

That sounded quite a lot like the National Anthem arrangement they used at the last Winter Olympics. I wonder if it was the same one. Definitely wasn’t the faster one they used in the last match.