[jurassic park] ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck
It is pretty funny how everyone thinks Sherlock Holmes cases are all like recovering stolen treasure or government secrets or whatever when a great many of them can be neatly summarized as “someone is putting a beautiful woman through some kind of Situation, and this simply cannot stand”
It really is wild how many Dracula adaptations completely omit the character of "Cowboy who Actually Kills Dracula"
don’t be like me and equip the Iron Boots prior to the cutscene
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
one of the lasting legacies of the cybertruck for me will be imagining dub wufei speaking this line
yall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going
they really jumped Maul and he said you know what don't worry about it I packed one for both of yall
Nothing like finally finishing a book you really didn't enjoy to make you appreciate literally anything else you read next
Hodopi, a mallard in an Edo-era hat and haori jacket, is the mascot for Hodogaya, in Yokohama.
last night american voters sent an undeniable message: give ilhan omar a gundam
The richest man in the world spent more money than most people will see in a lifetime, only to lose a Senate race in Texas by double digits. This is a reminder that we must overturn Citizens United. But it's also a reminder that organized people can still defeat organized money.
NC and GA haven’t seen this much blue since Sherman rolled thru
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER SEEN ALL OF NORTH CAROLINA TURN BLUE
The South is worth fighting for and southerners are worth fighting with. Don’t ever forget it.
shocking everyone, Anakin Skywalker memes seem to have failed to deliver a win for the Republican Party