this has not decreased my confidence in my prediction of hatsune miku

The Independent@the-independent.com · 19h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

@likethetrench.bsky.social now it is the time when, instead of not saying happy birthday to you because it is not your birthday, i do do that because it is

up until around 2012 or so, i was absolutely *convinced* that the song "radioactive" by imagine dragons did not exist

Dave Moore@otherdavemoore.com · 5d ago

Hot takes are annoying, tell me a strong opinion you had about music at some point in your life that changed

the note letters shouldn't repeat it should keep going past g you can dip into greek and cyrillic and other alphabets if you really need to, but honestly if you need more than twenty-six different notes for a piece of music then you're just showboating, knock it off

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

Due to market pressures my puzzle blog is now moving to Freemium model. First eight clues remain free but rest of clues will only unlock after uploading one Kraft Single into computer , which, yuo can do it if u push da cheese fully in to Cd-Rom slot

Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse

Step 1: Learn the Mujannah and the Sayyal before the game starts Step 2: Keep your ferz next to your king for optimal defense Step 3: Don't get ergot poisoning from bad rye

ruin a book by adding a word: swordlaughterhouse five

born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2w ago

ruin a book by adding a word: Balloon Animal Farm

What do you mean before he was Scrooge he was Ebenezer those are just his first and last names lol

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

*is known to* maybe there are secret ones we haven't found out about yet

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2w ago

this sounds like the version that would play in rock band if you just put down the controller and failed every note on purpose

Todd in the Shadows@shadowtodd.bsky.social · 3w ago

Shout out to Rick Springfield's "State of the Heart," a mostly unobjectionable '80s song with maybe the single ugliest solo I have ever heard

idea: a spinoff of ask hank anything where the questions are from an unhinged parallel universe but hank and the guest both play it absolutely straight

one of our escape rooms this evening was booked by someone with the same first and last name as a taskmaster champion i very much doubt it's the same person but if it was them, then i think that would be pretty neat

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

you have to be careful with soccers because if a soccer bites you then you turn into a soccer

Relieved for all werewolves that there isn’t a full moon tonight. Enjoy the fireworks fellas

I might have started reading Discworld novels two decades earlier if I hadn't thought it was about living in a computer.

Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · last mo.

Opening up a judgement free zone but what's the smallest thing that discouraged you from entering into a vast cultural landscape that others have found vastly rewarding. Mine was discovering that the hero/protagonist of Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash was called Hiro Protagonist.

i've gotten the impression that exactly one of "the outer worlds (2019)" and "outer wilds (2019)" would be extremely my jam, but i can't be bothered to remember which is which long enough to try

Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · last mo.

Opening up a judgement free zone but what's the smallest thing that discouraged you from entering into a vast cultural landscape that others have found vastly rewarding. Mine was discovering that the hero/protagonist of Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash was called Hiro Protagonist.

ah shoot it was the exact midpoint of the year today, and i overslept did any of you tune in for the times square ball re-raising, did anything interesting happen

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

why does keir starmer look like the exact midpoint between danny tanner and joey gladstone

listen, under the traditional system, the 9 button is hardly ever pressed, so swapping in and out of this method will help smooth out the distribution of wear on the buttons the food quality may take a slight hit, but that is not what the whole microwaving experience is about

Telephone Friend@ironyhat.bsky.social · last mo.

This is what they're doing on Threads. Whatever you want to say about bluesky, understand that Threads will always be on a different level of crazy

the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

explain your @ i forget if i've explained it here before, but: my name abbreviates to "misyl", which looks like "missile" misspelled in a specific way, so i misspelled a synonym the same way (originally a national puzzlers' league nom, i doubt i'm even in their top 50 most convoluted derivations)

Babs the Overheated Shark@hockeybabbler.bsky.social · 2mo ago

explain your @ i had a tumblr that was me being gay & nerdy and i felt bad that i kept talking about hockey on it so i made a separate one that was just for the hockey babble. then i got on twitter (rip) & it didn't make sense to not keep the name the same there, so. it me, the hockey babbler.

HELLO, GOODBYE: AN EXIT MUSIC (FOR A FILM) MYSTERY the movie has a run time of no minutes

DC Pierson@dcpierson.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Let’s play a game. In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie

[eye twitches] you... you can't do that, wikipedia if you have a bunch of names where all but one are in a similar format, you put chip last *you put chip last, wikipedia*

at least as of 2021, the estimated total amount of us currency in circulation was about two trillion has anyone checked whether or not is it good to let one person obtain a controlling interest in money itself

rough week for my internet comedy intake my favorite drawfee host has abruptly left under uncomfortably vague circumstances taskmaster announced two contestants i find objectionable enough that i might skip series 22, maybe even drop the show entirely counting on you now, dropout, please stay good