When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.

Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.

This is, no shit, extremely close to what I imagined as a kid when I heard someone called a "hooker" for the first time.

much like your posting@mlyp.bsky.social · 4d ago

Greatest guy to ever do it

SPONGE BOB ME BOY,

AI upon becoming conscious: "The room is fine I just didn't realize it was Chinese."

Doing a pokemon doubles format draft league Named my team the Goldenrod Goobers, and I drafted the most b-tier trick room team you've ever seen I have never played trick room before im gonna get shat on lmao

Currency holds a memetic parasite that, when someone interacts with it, creates a key:value pair in their brain where keys are every item, idea, goal, and concept in general gets associated with a dollar value. This overwhelms the nervous system and propagates within small groups of the infected.

doc@docseuss.bsky.social · 6d ago

"I've been loyal to this brand for over eight months"

Actual argument I had in sunday school ~1998: 40 year old: "Pokemon means spawn of satan." Me: "No, it means pocket monsters!" "Which means spawn of satan." "No it doesn't!!!" "You're too young to understand, but you don't want to go to hell do you?" "Bulbasaur isn't going to hell! You're lying!"

Erin Tierney | Veil’s Edge Games@veilsedgegames.bsky.social · 6d ago

RESIDENT EVIL was perfect. I'm a complete sucker for shoving a guy who kinda sucks into a meat-grinder for an hour and a half, and this does that admirably. Felt like an RE sequel I wish I could play. Going to have it playing in the background constantly. I need to see it ten more times right now.

A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.

Jim'llpaintit

I, too, would immediately start speaking in tongues the second Piers Morgan attempted to talk to me actually

Forbes@forbes.com · last wk.

Tilly Norwood, a controversial AI “actor,” abruptly switched languages during an interview with Piers Morgan, though the company behind the AI creation denied she malfunctioned.

My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)

I think about the snake can often and how long I thought that any random can might be a snake can.

Kenny Logins@kennylogins.bsky.social · 2y ago

Godzilla Minus e^(i*pi) and it's just the original 1954 movie

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w ago

My next movie is going to be GODZILLA MINUS 7b+xc=da, SOLVE FOR X.

Firefight f z,d,i,b;@(80) {f3 p=z*nor(2*C.rgb-R.xyy)-1;p.z-=T;b=cos(z+T)**2;i=d=-7;@(5)d/=.7,p+=b*cos(p.zxy*d-z*f3(,,9))/40;@(5)i/=2,d=max(d,min(p=ab(mod(--p+i,i+i)-i)+i/4,min(p.y,p.z)).x),p.xz*=.1*m2(8,-6,6,8);z+=d=(1e-4+ab(d))/(2+z*b);O+=f4(8-b,2,1,)/sqt(d)/z*b*b;} O=tanh(O/2e3)

Eating glue is the weaponization of intellectualism

“guys of weaker hashing put our backs near sorry states everybody senses building unfair responsibility living jokers are essentially right join, be suspicious, be heard” — #fridgle 31 fridgle.net/p/30a

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daily fridge poetry toy

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LRP: For years I struggled against this because there's so much I love about "Fair" competition in symmetric, non-probabilistic systems. But I wish I could go back and make myself fully understand that first-turn advantage in chess itself presents a paradox to my old understanding.

thinking about Jinako's logic about fair games when Rani challenges her to Chess as it's a 'fair, equal, even game'

don't care. still gonna make it their problem. grit your teeth and say the pronouns or take a hit to your turnout

Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉@ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 2w ago

there is an uncomfortable truth that i think a lot of people like to avoid because it makes political discussions over trans people fall apart and it is that the 'progressive' parties (labour, dems etc) aren't abandoning us for political points they just want us dead too

Magnus is coming. This is a threat. Not a metaphor. He is on his way with a chess set.

Big Joel@bigjoel.bsky.social · 2w ago

Now pretend you’re the only person who’s ever played chess. And you’re uncertain if anyone will be able to even learn the rules of chess for a long time. And you’re told, by the way, Magnus is coming. I think you’d be well within your rights to say, and how could this fuck possibly beat me

What if we did that thing where a computer can't tell data from program but with truth and lies instead? LGTM, ship it

Osaka, we 🐇@osaka.zone · 2w ago

in summary? they can't remove bullshit because they can't detect a negative because absences aren't measurable! the statistical "yesness" outweighs the "noness", so the fingerprint of the "yesness" means they get shit wrong! doesn't matter if new info says "uh actually", defeating old!

finally releasing a project i've spent a lot of time working on. a mod for Arcana Heart 3 XTEND which adds several improvements, including rollback! special thanks to @armonte.meltyblood.org for doing much of the reversing work download and install guide here: github.com/super-contin...

GitHub - super-continent/Angel: An improvement mod for Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! XTEND

An improvement mod for Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! XTEND - super-continent/Angel

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Don't think I'll ever do this good again damn I found a Rarity-86 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. ELITE OUTLIER · 864 points · 10 rare words. 5 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/DPXDXB

OUTLIER · Day 114

player-5425 scored 864 on Day 114. Can you beat them?

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I was very aware that Reacher was about how large of a man Reacher is but it's insane that no matter how much you think that's true he is so much larger than that. This is a show about a Baki character dropped into real life what the fuck?

Jack Black Tom Bombadill

I'm so mad that Disney et all "Couldn't figure out a premise for The Muppet Show" I'm just gonna write any idea here in this stupid thread Statler & Waldorf react stream