deadlock is a cosmic horror game because imagine if you joined a ritual to get a boon from an elder god and they forced you and a bunch of other misanthropic weirdos play league irl
27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying https://theonion.com/27-year-old-lies-about-every-single-aspect-of-his-life-1819575793/
Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch!
Going to give my own takeaway on the demise of Bioware, which still makes me very sad. The TLDR: Bioware was not killed suddenly by a private equity acquisition. It was slowly strangled by idiots who didn't understand what made Bioware great - some at EA but also some inside of Bioware leadership
For anyone getting caught up on the TLS and PHP issues this morning and wondering how bad it is; Pokémon has pulled down all their services for emergency maintenance with no estimated end time. Champions, Home, all of it. They put Pokémon Sleep offline, dawg. Panic. Sell everything. It's over.
and now the greek crunchwrap sizzle reel, as is tradition
Hemry, Local Bartender@bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 3w agothe don't call it a crunchwrap saga continues: this time we're going greek. tirokafteri, chicken souvlaki, toasted pita, tzatziki, mini-horiatiki....in crunchwrap form!
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous
you know how to swim, right gengar? - that one hex that wants to be a swimmer now
Wherein John Kruk’s mind is blown by a Strawberry Hot Honey Chicken Cheesesteak
First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle,
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
e(n)shittification: the illusion of choice
